Something sexually I want to fulfill before I die is...

[Padawanbater2]

...(fill in the blank)

Have a damn orgasm with a chick.

 

[stoned cockatoo]

Pack raped by dolphins

 

[D3monic]

My ex wife and her best friend....

 

[Padawanbater2]

My ex wife and her best friend....

lol good luck!

 

[Heisenberg]

Achieve disinterest

 

[eye exaggerate]

...regain interest

edit: getting older does not suck

 

[Zaehet Strife]

My girlfriend and her best friend... that would be SWEET.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

this is a tough one... all the kardashians. i need me a orgy full of mentally disabled, but still somewhat sexy women.

 

[tyler.durden]

I've done most shit I've wanted to try, crazy times. I think I'd like to write, direct and star in my own porno. That would be pretty fun...

 

[billybob420]

jizz on a crowd of people from a tall balcony. getting away is a must.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I've done most shit I've wanted to try, crazy times. I think I'd like to write, direct and star in my own porno. That would be pretty fun...

That's always something I've wanted to do, too.

Today's porn is really generic. I think the adult film industry has a ton of room to improve and grow, it seems like they take baby steps. I wonder if there's a way to employ the tube sites along with high quality production, because those do take a lot of money to produce.

I was reading about Bangbros and Brazzers today, those companies are two of the biggest names in porn

 

[Pissinyourtropicana]

I'd like to face fuck my grade 10 civics and careers teachers. Both of them were the hottest sluts ever ms Jackson sat on desks with her skirt open and I know she was probably tossed in uni like a salad.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I'd like to face fuck my grade 10 civics and careers teachers. Both of them were the hottest sluts ever ms Jackson sat on desks with her skirt open and I know she was probably tossed in uni like a salad.

Fuck my english teacher I had in junior year HS..

And fuck the chick next door.. Wow, she's just too hot.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

To bang a chick who dosent mind being called by a different name during climax,especially if its intended.

 

[cannabineer]

Achieve disinterest

All you'll need to do is wait. It'll happen. In the meantime, I recommend you celebrate hormonal abundance. cn

 

[tyler.durden]

Achieve disinterest

All you'll need to do is wait. It'll happen. In the meantime, I recommend you celebrate hormonal abundance. cn

Poor Heis has at least another 25 year wait for that Try wedding cake, worked like a charm for my ex-wives...

 

[unohu69]

^^ thats funny shit..

I vote for HOT Female, twins..... at the same time.. ..

 

[Padawanbater2]

Poor Heis has at least another 25 year wait for that Try wedding cake, worked like a charm for my ex-wives...

lmao

Is that the case, the lady stops putting out when the vows are passed?

Aww, I am dissapoint..


I hear the same thing about blowjobs.. Blowjobs are like the womans 'bait', once the man is hooked, farewell to the blowjob!

 

[Hepheastus420]

lmao

Is that the case, the lady stops putting out when the vows are passed?

Aww, I am dissapoint..


I hear the same thing about blowjobs.. Blowjobs are like the womans 'bait', once the man is hooked, farewell to the blowjob!

..............

 

[tyler.durden]

lmao

Is that the case, the lady stops putting out when the vows are passed?

Aww, I am dissapoint..


I hear the same thing about blowjobs.. Blowjobs are like the womans 'bait', once the man is hooked, farewell to the blowjob!

These things you list are all true, if she's at all hot. The cake comment came from the old joke, "Scientists have discovered a substance that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%. They named this substance wedding cake." The other thing I heard before I got married the first time was, 'If you put a pebble in a jar each time you have sex for the first year, and take one out each time after the first year, you'll never empty that jar'...