So Those People That Knock On Your Door

BlazedMonkey

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Mormons, jehovas witness, christians they all go around asking if you would like to hear about the will of god or Mr. Jesus.:sleep:

How do you feel about... oh lets say dosing someone without thier knowledge??

Because wouldnt it be possible to put on gloves dip/rub lsd on your gloves then shake their hand ? Yes no?

Just curious what you thought :P
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
well, as much as i hate those idiots, what i hate even more is dosing unwilling people with any kind of drugs... i don't care if its slipping them an asprin when their not looking, if they aren't asking for it, the person doing the slipping is even worse then the ones at the door unasked in my view...
 

BlazedMonkey

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well, as much as i hate those idiots, what i hate even more is dosing unwilling people with any kind of drugs... i don't care if its slipping them an asprin when their not looking, if they aren't asking for it, the person doing the slipping is even worse then the ones at the door unasked in my view...
True i wouldnt want to give anything to anyone they wouldnt enjoy either.
I was less concerned with stopping solicitation i just thought it would be appropriate to solicit my own beliefs
 

Carne Seca

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Do what I do. I open the door and say three words, "I am gay." They usually turn around and walk away without saying another word.
 

KlosetKing

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Answer the door naked. Make gestures that emphasize your shlong.

I don't think you will have anyone bothering you anymore.
Funny, thats kinda what i did last time mormons stopped by. Dude was the only one talking, but his wife was hot. So i just sat there saying things like 'uh huh uh huh' while quite plainly staring at his wife in a very uncomfortable way. About 2 minutes in he had enough of me eyefucking his wife and they left. Pretty funny shit.
 

LowTimes

Active Member
The last time one knocked on my door I spent an hour on my porch with them talking about their religion. I then started to pick it apart layer by layer until they got up and walked off my porch. It took all but ten minutes.

What does that say?

(btw I believe in God)
 

plantvision

Active Member
I always ask them in. I am never rude to them.
If they are that committed to whatever that is great.
But I usually allow them talk a bit before I start to tell them how I think.
Usually they only want to push there agenda and once you start they usually leave.

When I was younger my Dad would just walk up to them and tell them they have 5 minutes to get off his property.
A bit harsh I always thought.
 

djruiner

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invite them in....sit them at a table....begin cleaning your guns..tell them about your time in prison and how you want to go back as soon as you can to see all your friends again...turn around every few minutes and yell at the wall to shut up....then smile..make a evil face...smile...make a evil face.
ask them if jesus got good weed
ask them about their family and say "they will do just fine" over and over again.
try to keep them there as long as you can...its what they get for interrupting the flow of your day.
 

Green Inferno

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invite them in....sit them at a table....begin cleaning your guns..tell them about your time in prison and how you want to go back as soon as you can to see all your friends again...turn around every few minutes and yell at the wall to shut up....then smile..make a evil face...smile...make a evil face.
ask them if jesus got good weed
ask them about their family and say "they will do just fine" over and over again.
try to keep them there as long as you can...its what they get for interrupting the flow of your day.
Hey it's DJ!
I tried inviting them in. I am a big fat scary individual though. 313LBS of 6'4"
Slayer t-shirt wearing, tattoo having, full facial hair mountain man, big fat bastard.
I have a hard time talking with the Chinese food or Dominos delivery people.
 

Green Inferno

Active Member
I have one of those, it doesn't stop the following:

Religious nuts who just MUST tell you about god.
People who cannot read.
People who think solicitation means sex.
no soliciting sign salesmen
I will reprint it. I will add pictures for the non-readers.
 

djruiner

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Hey it's DJ!
I tried inviting them in. I am a big fat scary individual though. 313LBS of 6'4"
Slayer t-shirt wearing, tattoo having, full facial hair mountain man, big fat bastard.
I have a hard time talking with the Chinese food or Dominos delivery people.
i get the same thing...but im 7'0 325..slayer shirt...tats..but no grizzly adams here
 

Green Inferno

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i get the same thing...but im 7'0 325..slayer shirt...tats..but no grizzly adams here
We should join the WWE :D (not really, not much for acting)
I hate being big, try finding 50W 38L pants. Size 16 shoes.
I'm just a big fat jolly guy that likes metal music. Not the Antichrist.
If it makes the door to door(ers) go away, hail Satan.
 

djruiner

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We should join the WWE :D (not really, not much for acting)
I hate being big, try finding 50W 38L pants. Size 16 shoes.
I'm just a big fat jolly guy that likes metal music. Not the Antichrist.
If it makes the door to door(ers) go away, hail Satan.
i actually trained at ecw's house of hardcore before it was shut down...would have continued but my knees went to shit...or i might just be wrestling now.pants are easy for me...only 38"-40"w...42 length...and im in a 18eee...might need to go up a size next time though..im pretty much the same size as kane or undertaker...just not as goofy looking
 

Green Inferno

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i actually trained at ecw's house of hardcore before it was shut down...would have continued but my knees went to shit...or i might just be wrestling now.pants are easy for me...only 38"-40"w...42 length...and im in a 18eee...might need to go up a size next time though..im pretty much the same size as kane or undertaker...just not as goofy looking
I have been a fan of wrestling since I was like 8. I am 34 now. I can't stop watching. I know it's fake, but it is so retarded and entertaining.
I did the high school wrestling, and in middle school too. (much less than the 300LB range, less than 200LBS) and did Judo since 1984, quit in
1999. I weighed 177 up until a few years ago. My excessive drinking and Chinese takeout is killing me. I kill a 1.75 of cheap whiskey every 2 days.
I was going to do the UFC thing in the mid to late 90s, but I failed the drug and criminal background check. Since then, I have arthritis, slipped back
discs, neck problems. I am pretty decrepit.
 

Slojo69

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Well growing up as a Jehovah's Witness I think I can shed some light on these issues peeps. Not one anymore, but I was what the JW's call a pioneer, going door to door 70hrs a month or more. then you go to school to be better at it. But anyways:

Do what I do. I open the door and say three words, "I am gay." They usually turn around and walk away without saying another word.
Wouldn't deter any witness that was doing what they were suppose to do, They however do follow what the bible says "Men not to lay with men" etc etc.

Mormons are HARDCORE anti gay tho, however they go do there 2 years preaching service with 2 guys only lol, they get supplied a house that they live together in hehe. They also get a car that can only have a certain amount of miles put on it that's why you see them on bikes all the time. (Other denominations could be different though).

Funny, thats kinda what i did last time mormons stopped by. Dude was the only one talking, but his wife was hot. So i just sat there saying things like 'uh huh uh huh' while quite plainly staring at his wife in a very uncomfortable way. About 2 minutes in he had enough of me eyefucking his wife and they left. Pretty funny shit.
Wasn't mormons then, Mormons go out as 2 men only, might be a different denomination again, but have never heard of mormon females going out to preach. Prolly was JW's and i woulda punched ya in the face lol.

The last time one knocked on my door I spent an hour on my porch with them talking about their religion. I then started to pick it apart layer by layer until they got up and walked off my porch. It took all but ten minutes.

What does that say?

(btw I believe in God)
Whomever was in there with ya, be it mormon or JW's, they obviously haven't studied there shit enough to talk with you. Also, as JW's we ALWAYS bring discussions to the bible and tell you to show us where in the bible it is that you got your point from. And if you some how DO come up with something they don't know about, which obviously happened, JW's should leave you a card with their name on it and a time to return with the answer after research has been done.

I always ask them in. I am never rude to them.
If they are that committed to whatever that is great.
But I usually allow them talk a bit before I start to tell them how I think.
Usually they only want to push there agenda and once you start they usually leave.

When I was younger my Dad would just walk up to them and tell them they have 5 minutes to get off his property.
A bit harsh I always thought.
Lol, You wouldn't believe how many guns, threats, slammed doors etc i received growing up, seriously effed me up as a kid lol. But ya, what I learned most was that if you don't make it personal and get the views of what people think then most people aren't going to listen to you which. obviously, the people arent doing it they leave as soon as you speak about yer veiws. Mormons are there for one reason, do stuff for you, lawn mowed, help with groceries etc, to get on your good side so you'll take their book of mormon and hopefully study with them.

I have one of those, it doesn't stop the following:

Religious nuts who just MUST tell you about god.
People who cannot read.
People who think solicitation means sex.
no soliciting sign salesmen
Ya, JWs are taught not to go anywhere near No Soliciting and No Trespassing signs, however some don't care about em and give the rest of the JW's bad juju, I have no idea if mormons go beyond those signs tho. I personally have never gone to a door with any of those signs :D

I've sat down and started grilling them and talking about Jesus being my Savior. The don't like that.
I would have liked that :D Woulda asked you what you thought about John 3:16 and then asked that if you do think he is your Savior then you would agree with John 17:3 and you read the bible every day? Then would proceed to ask if you would like to read the bible together, we could use your bible if you are comfortable and have discussions about anything you wish to talk about. Pwnd! lol jk jk

Any other questions i can answer them for you, again I haven't really been a JW for almost 6 years now, but that's something you never really forget.
 
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