Reasons Why Women Dont Tell Their Age

MellowFarmer said:

Mr. Mellow's turning 30 this year, I'm 36-not too bad, eh? I still get id'd but they raised that from 30 to 40 so not so much anyhoo


It is because if you get to 30 unmarried you are considered an old maid, well not too far back that is and take this perfect example of the societal tenancy to judge: I started my first job out of all my schooling at 25 in GA where I spent the entire day explaining to most everyone I met that

No, I'm not married.

No, I don't have any kids.

No, I'm not divorced.

I don't have any kids because I ???? no not because I can't find a daddy for who what kids I'm 25 ?

Why don't I have ??? NO, I didn't realize I should be on my 3rd marriage to my cousin with a litter by now!


Also, Men age well. Women, not so well, Men can plant their seed for life, Women outlive their quote usefulness by 40 and are traded in for the newer model.

Lastly, once you get like over 25, the same cute shit doesn't fly so well anymore and you have to learn to hold a conversation and give good head. right april?

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this fits this song PERFECTLY
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Older chicks pwn younger chicks any day hands down.

bud nugbong said:

It seems to me that women care way too much about things that dont really matter. Who cares how old you are, its all about how healthy you are. if you are a 40 year old woman still dishing out boners you should be proud of that.

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Maybe you men shouldn't trade us in at 40 then?

Alot of women loose their usefulness after the honeymoon, after that their just good for keeping the house clean and dinner on the table at a proper time.

all the girls in my office just celebrate their 21st bdays over and over again.

Man I figured someone would say something.
You know why women have small feet???
So they can stand closer to the sink. Tadumtum.. hard crowd tonight.

TengokuCannabis said:

Can someone please help me out with this?. Ladies help me out.

Are they ashamed of their age or is it something else?

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their not ashamed their smarter than u think. they just choose to tell u only what they want you to know.

I've never met a woman who wouldn't state her age, its just silly, and oldfashioned.

they dont want to tell you their real age because they hate reminding themselves of how old there getting.

Just though of this......
Some women even lie about their age when their 17 and horny.
Too bad the boy friend ends up marked for life.

I prefer to be with a man that had a long term sexual relationship with an older woman when he was young...That way they have learned a little bit without me having to shout out commands...I mean goddamn! surprise me with some good idea of your own sometimes...
Anyway...I am getting older, I turn 28 this year and I feel much older than that already...
I didn't really get to be a teenager, so there is like a gap in my development somewhere...I just don't want to get old until at least I find the novelty in being young...People say ah well, You're young...like just being young makes everything alright or better somehow...
I just think it sucks, and I don't want to get old...
I don't see the point in lying about ones age though...
I used to work with this washed up old cougar that looked like she was at least 50 but would tell all the newly adult guys that she was 32...32 my big fat ass..you are fooling nobody...you have turkey wattles for heaven's sake...
I mean we all get old...so deal with it...
Better to be old and be an older version of yourself than try to stay young by pretending to be something you are not.
Or Like at stores and what not, you see the women that didn't get the memo that they aren't 19 anymore so those cut off booty shorts aren't for them anymore...
I mean I can understand because like I said I understand the sting of knowing that each day you are getting older, and each day your most defining characteristic as a woman (her looks) are just going downhill...
I wish that more people could describe a woman without mentioning how great her ass looks or how pretty her hair is...but we are still treated as chattel a good bit of the time. Thanks for being pretty to look at and doing my laundry...now take care of these babies, and go get some hair dye...Bullshit!
I dont' even know what I am getting at here, but men get older and it is alright...when women get older we lose our sense of usefulness, because 9x out of 10 people only care what a woman looks like..not how she feels or what is going on with her...so when the looks go so does everything else...

dannyboy602 said:

their not ashamed their smarter than u think. they just choose to tell u only what they want you to know.

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I gonna have to disagree with you on that. Women are smart on a few things but thats it. Ladies please dont be mad at me, Im just be real.

Guess who just got called a "Motherless MILF" by someone's little 18 year old brother we're visiting? I think it is time that term got updated, it is way behind the times!

Its mostly the insecure women that don't want to say their age/weight.

MellowFarmer said:

Guess who just got called a "Motherless MILF" by someone's little 18 year old brother we're visiting? I think it is time that term got updated, it is way behind the times!

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now we need to see some pictures ms mellow

srh88 said:

now we need to see some pictures ms mellow

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Sorry but the only pics I pose for would get me banned I hear lol

dont be a terd.. do it lol

As good as you'll get in this land of trolls lol

Women don't tell their age because for them it's an asset that loose value over time

It's just one more way they misslead men..