Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[DownUnderDoper]

Dear asshole who passed me their fucking cold.
Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, fuck your dog, fuck your pet budgie and fuck your nana. I hope the jizz from all that fucking somehow combines with the snot that's now running from my head and ends up in your shoes.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Dear asshole who passed me their fucking cold.
Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, fuck your dog, fuck your pet budgie and fuck your nana. I hope the jizz from all that fucking somehow combines with the snot that's now running from my head and ends up in your shoes.

Welcome . . . I think.

 

[curious2garden]

Dear asshole who passed me their fucking cold.
Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, fuck your dog, fuck your pet budgie and fuck your nana. I hope the jizz from all that fucking somehow combines with the snot that's now running from my head and ends up in your shoes.

Ouch, AlkaSeltzer Cold Plus it really helps with those symptoms. Hope they have it in AU.

 

[DownUnderDoper]

Welcome . . . I think.

Cheers.

 

[DownUnderDoper]

Ouch, AlkaSeltzer Cold Plus it really helps with those symptoms. Hope they have it in AU.

Not sure about that exact stuff but have loaded up on all my usual go to's.
Couple of days should kick it.

 

[mr sunshine]

My brother got beat up at a bar yesterday.. he calls me at 2 in the morning asking for a ride because he got jumped by 4 guys. He looked fine a couple bruises and scrapes. This morning I call him and he tells me his friend told him it was just one guy...lmfao.... im not surprised, my brother is the type of dude that drinks and looses his car

 

[srh88]

My brother got beat up at a bar yesterday.. he calls me at 2 in the morning asking for a ride because he got jumped by 4 guys. He looked fine a couple bruises and scrapes. This morning I call him and he tells me his friend told him it was just one guy...lmfao.... im not surprised, my brother is the type of dude that drinks and looses his car

Maybe he got jumped into a cool street gang

 

[Singlemalt]

Possum
Laurel
Gold and white

Final answers

LOL

 

[Bareback]

Welcome . . . I think.

Watch out he's contagious.

 

[mr sunshine]

Maybe he got jumped into a cool street gang

The warning signs were all there, I just missed them.

 

[ebgood]

Dear asshole who passed me their fucking cold.
Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, fuck your dog, fuck your pet budgie and fuck your nana. I hope the jizz from all that fucking somehow combines with the snot that's now running from my head and ends up in your shoes.

Man i caught some assholes cold this weekend too. Buts shes my 7mo old daughter so i cant say that to her face but shes not my friend today. Thats for damn sure

 

[DownUnderDoper]

Man i caught some assholes cold this weekend too. Buts shes my 7mo old daughter so i cant say that to her face but shes not my friend today. Thats for damn sure

I'm pretty sure mine came from my teenage son, I can and have told him he's an asshole, especially because he blew his nose twice and was fine again. Magic of youth I guess.

 

[Skeet Kuhn Dough]

Hey, stoners, I baked a cake and its pretty good. Made a homemade Texas chili as well, but I'll have some of that later.

 

[pabloesqobar]

 

[Metasynth]

Hey, stoners, I baked a cake and its pretty good. Made a homemade Texas chili as well, but I'll have some of that later.

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Nice looking Texas sized donut you got there.

 

[Skeet Kuhn Dough]

Thanks. Lemony good

 

[Metasynth]

Thanks. Lemony good

Big fan of lemon cake. Not a lot of folks are, and it’s easy to find a shitty one if you don’t make it yourself or look carefully enough...but MAN, when done right...lol... yeah. Just yeah.

 

[Metasynth]

Hey listen everyone, I’m eternally grateful to my family here at RIU, Much love my people, much love.

Life has been too real lately for me to even catch up, let alone online... but y’all are some of the coolest cats I’ve had the pleasure of being acquainted with. Thanks squad. For everything.

 

[Skeet Kuhn Dough]

Big fan of lemon cake. Not a lot of folks are, and it’s easy to find a shitty one if you don’t make it yourself or look carefully enough...but MAN, when done right...lol... yeah. Just yeah.

I used lemon and fake vanilla extract for the cake itself and I put some crushed pineapple in as well. For the icing I only used the lemon extract. Good stuff, and yeah, lemony-type cakes aren't for everyone, but I'm in agreement, when done right, they're exquisite.

Hey listen everyone, I’m eternally grateful to my family here at RIU, Much love my people, much love.

Life has been too real lately for me to even catch up, let alone online... but y’all are some of the coolest cats I’ve had the pleasure of being acquainted with. Thanks squad. For everything.

Thanks, man. Ditto.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I'm suddenly hungry for lemon sponge pie.