Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Trolling, Jul 2, 2012.

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    GreatwhiteNorth

    GreatwhiteNorth Global Moderator Staff Member

    They are really just pussies.
    Corner one & it will look all mean & hissing - further provoked they simply fall down & look really dead. I've caught a couple of them bare handed so the kids could get a close up look.

    That tail is a natural handle. :wink:
     
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    Grandpapy

    Grandpapy Well-Known Member

    lol he wouldn't lower himself to dog food?
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    The raccoon got down on the dog food. So did the kitty
     
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    AKA Big Boss

    AKA Big Boss Well-Known Member

    You ever see those videos where the racoons run off with the cat's food?


    Jeeze now I sound like Bill Burr.. lol
     
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    AKA Big Boss

    AKA Big Boss Well-Known Member

    But you ever tried getting close to one with babies? Whole other creature...
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    Nah I havent
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

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    Skeet Kuhn Dough

    Skeet Kuhn Dough Well-Known Member

    Found this guy chilling on top of my car the other day. It's good to be alive and yeah, obviously I fucking love life.


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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    I have lots of possum stories, here's my favorite.

    A long time ago on a dark night in the deep south. My best friend and I were possum hunting, it was looking like a good night and we were almost done. As we cruz down the street in a quiet mill town around midnight we see three possums crossing the road in front of an old church. My friend slides that 71' Monte Carlo into the front yard of the parsonage, we bell out and give chase. He's off around the left side and I'm to the right, I grab two mid size not yet fully grown possums by the tail and head back towards the car. When I'm greeted by a young police officer gun drawn screaming freeze , and I replied I can't I have possums. Then I say open the trunk, he puts his gun away and opens the trunk for me , to his surprise he finds 13 really pissed off possums all snorling and hissing in unicen his eyes are big and he is very confused. I throw my two fresh catches in and shut the lid the cop starts to ask questions and then my friend appears with another one, out comes the gun again and we are laughing our ass's off at this young cop, who probably shit himself. But the cop was not happy with us and said go home or go to jail .
    And this was just a normal day in my teenage life in the rural deep south.
     
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    ebgood

    ebgood Well-Known Member

    Yea we thought we had big rats in the roof. Turns out its a fam of possums. Ima leave them be
     
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    AKA Big Boss

    AKA Big Boss Well-Known Member

    What were you catchin em for?
     
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    ebgood

    ebgood Well-Known Member

    Yes lol! Throwbacks
     
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    ebgood

    ebgood Well-Known Member

    Man i was thinkn bout a pest control job. Howd u like it?
     
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    ebgood

    ebgood Well-Known Member

    They say possums are cometely harmless unless really provoked but 1 thing i know about mama nature is u cant trust that bitch. Be safe than sorry
     
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    ebgood

    ebgood Well-Known Member

    Possum
    Laurel
    Gold and white

    Final answers
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    I'll bet you went to coon dog swim races also;)
     
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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    Resale 5$ each.
    Doe's 20$
    Catfish, carp, bream......5-10$ a stringer

    Countryboy can survive
     
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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    Naw, all the coon hunters were pot growers.......o_O
     
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    shrxhky420

    shrxhky420 Well-Known Member

    It was cool. I was doing commercial pest control. I was making good money. My mistake was getting into management.
    I was just talking about places not to go, like certain restaurants, movie theaters, hell even coffee shops can be scketchy.
    Gotta be really careful with the chems, it's easy to get sick from them. Lot's of regulation.

    Any way, it's not for everyone but there is money to be made.

    Oh btw, lots of women are happy to see you when you arrive to save them from that scary spider
    Lots of them:clap: bongsmilie
    SH420
     
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