Putting the myth to the test: Certo to pass a drug test

Does CERTO pass a drug test


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whitebb2727

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Well it all depends on your body fat content how much you smoke whether you need to dilute with water or not. FAKE PEE WONT WORK FOR A PROBATION URINE ANALYSIS SINCE THEY HAVE TO VIEW YOU MAKE CONTACT FROM YOUR PRIVATE PARTS TO THE CUP SOO PLEASE STOP SUGGESTING IT. A combination of water cranberry pills as well as niacin ( no niacin the day of) will help you pass certo is only good for a three hour window. I weigh 120 pounds height has nothing to do with ot but im 5'8" i have passed two test ( for probation) so far and the following day took a home test. I passed the probation test but failed the home test. Taking a multivitamin or a b complex vitamin will help you from failing for dilution.
This is an old thread. That person is long gone.
 

A082071

New Member
OK on Friday 1 day ago I did crack coke meth heroin I smoked alot of weed and a d.. I was called on Saturday that I needed to go to probation for a surprise piss test so freaking out I did the certo at 5.30 am drank lots of water pee alot and took 10 b12 vitamins.. I guess someone turned me in for using . They were ready to haul my ass off to jail.. But instead I came up clean as a whistle with a 13 panel piss cup... And they let me leave
.3 times they asked me to pee in a row and all 3 times I was clean.. I guess an undercover informant ratted me out... 5.25.2018 certo worked 10 stArs hell 1 million stars lolol I couldn't believe it
 

Sour Wreck

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certo worked for me when i was on probation back in 2001-2003.

i used to visit the man and then smoke up for a few days. then go back to abstinence. i read up about certo, bought some home pee tests and start running experiments. i decided it worked and pee'd my dirty urine at probation with the man watching. it worked. i smoke the remainder of my time on probation.

if you are gonna try this for legal reasons, test at home for reassurance.

if for employment, use synthetic urine.
 

Grandalyn

New Member
Me and my friend have been at a debate about whether or not certo works for passing a drug test. He doesn't listen to actual facts on why it wouldn't work, so we are conducting an experiment. (He's willing to put his freedom on the line with certo (probation), and p.s. his PO does NOT take diluted piss)

We are going to conduct an experiment. We both are everyday tokers. I am going to go buy 2 at home THC tests. For the first one, he i going to only use 1 packet of certo, with NO water diliution because he believes its the certo and not the water allowing him to pass.
I will be using certo, and DILUTING with it...as I read about everyone doing when using certo, which is why it works...go figure)

I'm going to post the results on here, because I GUARENTEE that certo does NOTHING for passing a drug test...its the dilution that allows you to pass a drug test.

Anyone got any comments about using Certo to pass? I'm 100% against that it indeed does NOT work.
If you are talking about Certo Sure Jell Detox, - I must say it is a genius product!!! I followed the instructions and I am happily passed. I didn’t smoke for 7 days and the second line had been faint. I am on my 10th day now and have more 2 weeks until the drug test at my office. I eat before taking it so that it sticks to the bile. I think it is important to follow it if you are using Certo Sure Jell Detox, I found about this product here and it's really helpful to know, especially when you try it for the first time
 

xtsho

Well-Known Member
You might beat one of those instant read drug testing cups with certo but you won't beat a gas chromatography-mass spectrometry test and nowadays many places are using saliva tests.
 

hot_squirrel

New Member
If you are talking about Certo Sure Jell Detox, - I must say it is a genius product!!! I followed the instructions and I am happily passed. I didn’t smoke for 7 days and the second line had been faint. I am on my 10th day now and have more 2 weeks until the drug test at my office. I eat before taking it so that it sticks to the bile. I think it is important to follow it if you are using Certo Sure Jell Detox, I found about this product here and it's really helpful to know, especially when you try it for the first time
Don't anything about Certo Sure Jell Detox , but of my friend used once Sure Jell to Pass a Drug Test for Weed. In this article, we will be focusing on how to use Certo in order to pass a urinary drug test with the Certo for THC detox method being designed to remove drug toxins from the body on a temporary basis. I really recommend this method
 
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