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Winter Woman

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The Four Hour Problem

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store. There were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.


I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."



When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses.
 

golddog

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The Four Hour Problem
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store. There were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.


I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."



When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses.
And my wife is getting tired of it, but I love it. :fire:

The only problem is that after a couple of times, it makes it hard to climax. :bigjoint:
 

Dirty Harry

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And my wife is getting tired of it, but I love it. :fire:

The only problem is that after a couple of times, it makes it hard to climax. :bigjoint:
Happens to me every once in a while due too a little pill. It doesn't matter if I go off every time. If she is worn out and gasping for air, mission accomplished.
 

stumps

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MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD - at the doctor. BFF - best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair . BYOT - bring your own teeth. FWIW - forgot where I was. GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA - got heartburn again. IMHO - is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. IPM- I pooped myself. OMMR - on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
 

DST

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Sent to me by an Ozzie:

: phone survey






Last month a world survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was ::

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"



The survey was a HUGE failure because of the following:


1. In
Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In
Western Europe they didn't know what shortage meant.
3. In
Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In
China they didn't know what "opinion" meant
5. In the
Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant
6. In
South America they didn't know what "please" meant
7. In the
USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
8. In
Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.






















 

HighLife4Me

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Had to upload it to youtube.. This guys is funny as shit.

[video=youtube;I70Vs72pH3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I70Vs72pH3k[/video]
 

Winter Woman

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Hey, we must be on the same email list. I got that one too.
Sent to me by an Ozzie:

: phone survey






Last month a world survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was ::

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"



The survey was a HUGE failure because of the following:


1. In
Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In
Western Europe they didn't know what shortage meant.
3. In
Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In
China they didn't know what "opinion" meant
5. In the
Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant
6. In
South America they didn't know what "please" meant
7. In the
USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
8. In
Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.






















 

DST

Well-Known Member
I don't think I am on such a good list as your on WW, hehe.

However, I could also probably gamble that you haven't been to court with one of your ex employers for abusing their email system by sending deflamatory emails......hahaha. I did laugh (all be it very quietly) at the Judges double take when he opened the oppositions case against us, and the title:
DON'T GET DRUNK IN THAILAND jumped up at him, probably wasn't quite as shocking as the Lady boys third leg rested between some poor unsuspecting drunken white tourists butt cheeks, lol.

Needless to say we won the case, good old Judges, same everywhere, they all take trips to Thailand!!!
Hey, we must be on the same email list. I got that one too.
I am sure I could find that pic, but I would probably get moderated, lol.
 

Winter Woman

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No, I don't think I've done that. lol. The mods must love you, because you're self-moderating before even posting. lol

I don't think I am on such a good list as your on WW, hehe.

However, I could also probably gamble that you haven't been to court with one of your ex employers for abusing their email system by sending deflamatory emails......hahaha. I did laugh (all be it very quietly) at the Judges double take when he opened the oppositions case against us, and the title:
DON'T GET DRUNK IN THAILAND jumped up at him, probably wasn't quite as shocking as the Lady boys third leg rested between some poor unsuspecting drunken white tourists butt cheeks, lol.

Needless to say we won the case, good old Judges, same everywhere, they all take trips to Thailand!!!


I am sure I could find that pic, but I would probably get moderated, lol.
 
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