Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

bam0813

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I was close to the side of a dirt road , buzzing up an apple tree when all of the sudden a bus load of oiled-up Playboy Playmates stop and flash me out of the window . That must be why I ran my chainsaw down the center of my middle finger until it shattered the bone . Now that's effing funny!
Well that ruin’s Fridays game of just the tip lol,ouch
Im doing a shot for you . I can’t imagine the throb on that bad boy. Chunked up the one beside it too…dam.
 

StonedGardener

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Even though the saw is electric it still should have chain lube & that stuff is dirty & full of junk.
You could lose a finger, hand or worse if neglected.
Shit-Fuck...certainly wish I was aware of that 55yrs ago ! No wonder I keep running through chains and motors so fast. Would KY Jelly be alright ( got a shit-ton of that
lubricant ) . It's handy for all types of activities. I don't know what you are buzzing
up , but I'm cutting wood and basically see pulp / cellulose ( maybe some micro grit
from bark ( not buzzing muddy logs ) . Don't see any " junk " ......you're not poking the dirt with the tip of the blade are ya ? I did cut an ear off once and a long time ago one of my balls. The lube should slow down my dismemberment ! Thanks so much stoner dude for the crucial input !
 

StonedGardener

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School bus? lol.
Oh yea , by the way , after that moronic move , Mrs. Stoned Gardener ( who is st
Chain and bar oil chock full of sawdust plus whatever other organic stuff got jammed in the wound. Damn, @StonedGardener hope that heals up for you.
Thanks so much stoner dudes , I really appreciate that ! No big deal , been
F'd up a lot worse than that . I guess we all have a reference point . Actually , statistically speaking , I was overdue for a " chonking " ( never had been bit in 55yrs ) . Actually, I became severely
stupid for a second.....took one hand off saw......"real smart....have another toke
fool . Oh well , that's me . "
 

neosapien

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I love my 16" Makita 36v saw. I'm not tackling jungles but it's definitely exceeded my expectations of performance.


@StonedGardener

I stabbed myself with a screwdriver. And neglected it. Almost lost my left index finger. You'd be surprised what microscopic invaders are at the tip of a #2 Philips head. Let alone a whole chainsaw blade. Hope it heals fast. If it ain't feeling better by now, might be good to swallow the pride and at least get some antibiotics. Hope it's all good.


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StonedGardener

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I love my 16" Makita 36v saw. I'm not tackling jungles but it's definitely exceeded my expectations of performance.


@StonedGardener

I stabbed myself with a screwdriver. And neglected it. Almost lost my left index finger. You'd be surprised what microscopic invaders are at the tip of a #2 Philips head. Let alone a whole chainsaw blade. Hope it heals fast. If it ain't feeling better by now, might be good to swallow the pride and at least get some antibiotics. Hope it's all good.


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StonedGardener

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Went to ER immediately.....got stiched-up........antibiotic ointment . Healing up nicely , just missing just a little bit more than half the nail . No biggie......had worse
Love your chainsaw , I have see a few of them up around here in Upstate . Be careful......not a dumb-ass like me ! It was the1st time , probably not last .
 
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