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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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tip top toker said:
YouTube river Severn tidal bore surfing. It might not be Hawaii but its pretty impressive for a river, sorry, estuary. The UK is largely a shit hole, but get to the coast and its utterly spectacular in its cold and unique way. Amazing coastal walks if that's your thing, always a good pub to be found :-) nothing like a walk finished off with some fried fish or a hand made oirk pie with chutney and a pint of guiness or a local ale :-)
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Fried fish-I'd go for that alone add in the pub and I'm in heaven.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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you're still fairly young though tip, in your early 20's or so, no? i know, i'm 42, and it's absolutely crazy how many girls whom i thought were hot in high school seem to have been lost in the ugly forest every day since we've graduated..
on the other hand, some of the one's who weren't the hottest have actually managed to age more graceful.. not that i think i'm much to look at, but when you've got gobs of personality like myself, lol, joke of course.. the other day i saw pix of a few men who were a few grades younger then i who looked to be a good 10 years or so older then i do, i felt right good about myself for a change.. :D
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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racerboy71 said:
you're still fairly young though tip, in your early 20's or so, no? i know, i'm 42, and it's absolutely crazy how many girls whom i thought were hot in high school seem to have been lost in the ugly forest every day since we've graduated..
on the other hand, some of the one's who weren't the hottest have actually managed to age more graceful.. not that i think i'm much to look at, but when you've got gobs of personality like myself, lol, joke of course.. the other day i saw pix of a few men who were a few grades younger then i who looked to be a good 10 years or so older then i do, i felt right good about myself for a change.. :D
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I'm going late twenties now, scary old! While I know what you mean, this school was for Richy rich kids. History has shown that money buys pretty which breeds sexy :-D they are of classical good looks, they're not going to be getting ugly for a while. And the uglies are now hot as well! One part of you wishes things had gone differently at school, but the other part tells me that if anything had gone differently, I wouldn't be with K, so all that rejection was most definitely a good thing :-) and while I say so myself, I used to be that ugly duckling, but apparently I'm now hot totty, read it and weep bitches, this guy is taken :-) on the contrast, all the "players" at school, well they're now just average Joe.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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tip top toker said:
I'm going late twenties now, scary old! While I know what you mean, this school was for Richy rich kids. History has shown that money buys pretty which breeds sexy :-D they are of classical good looks, they're not going to be getting ugly for a while. And the uglies are now hot as well! One part of you wishes things had gone differently at school, but the other part tells me that if anything had gone differently, I wouldn't be with K, so all that rejection was most definitely a good thing :-) and while I say so myself, I used to be that ugly duckling, but apparently I'm now hot totty, read it and weep bitches, this guy is taken :-) on the contrast, all the "players" at school, well they're now just average Joe.
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ahh, i wouldn't know about people with money unfortunately or fortunately tip top, i went to school and grew up in the middle of a very working class town for sure..
 
mewk69

mewk69

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Just found this gem on a 'your favourite bar bet' post on some random site... Thought it was genius!

This one is really mean. I have only done it once and the guy I did it to was a real jerk the keep bothering the girl I was there with.

Bet the guy a fiver that he can't put a cue ball in his mouth. Sounds easy and it is. Getting it in is no problem. As soon as he shoves it in, pay him the fiver and leave. After you leave and he is laughing at what a chump you are, he will try to take it out again. This is where the fun starts, he can't. The way the human jaw is shaped it is very easy to shove a cue ball in, the problem is with a ball in your mouth you can't get your fingers in to grab it and pull it out. They have to go to the emergency rooom and get a shot to relax the jaw so that the doctors can partually dislocate the jaw enough to remove the ball. I went back in a week later and people were still laughing about it. Please do not try this to see if it works. If you must, use an apple the same size so that when you can't get it out you can slowly chew it untill it is small enough to get a grip on what's left.
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racerboy71

racerboy71

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mewk69 said:
Just found this gem on a 'your favourite bar bet' post on some random site... Thought it was genius!
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sounds like a m.a.s.h. episdoe i saw where norm from cheers got a cue ball stuck in his mouth and charles winchester had to remove it.. sounds much too like that story for me to bite..
 
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