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tip top toker

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I know this might come off as racist possibly, so sorry :D but it was "man" that threw me off at first :p sat stoned and saw picture, glanced at it and my mind decided picture of woman with some writing, doh. Sillybilly is what i am. So who/what else was in the car he could blame it on? :D I just shove my baggies deep down under the gear stick, i have slender hands and wrists, slender? refined is a better word! :p
 
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Dirty Harry

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If your one where someone can slip something into your buttocks with out you knowing it...I don't think the drugs are your only problem.
 
keiserrott

keiserrott

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Two Alligators were sitting around talking,
and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger one & said,
'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament Bldgs'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem..
You're not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
 
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