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I don't know if this is really happens or happened. But I thought I'd pass it on.

SUBJECT: Using the “clear” button

Using credit/debit card? Read this note very carefully. I did not know about the clear button, but I will pushing the clear button before I swipe my gas or debit card and after just to be safe.

People are getting really desperate due to the constantly rising gas prices. A friend just told me about something that happened to one of his co-workers.

She used her credit/debit card to purchase gas at the pump (like most of us do). She received a receipt like normal.

However, when she checked her statement there were (2) $50 charges added in addition to her purchase. Upon investigation, she found ut that because she didn't press the “clear” button on the pump, the employee inside the store was able to use her card to purchase his/her own gas.

To keep this from happening, after you get your receipt, you must press the “CLEAR” button or your information will be stored until the next customer inserts their card.

Be sure to tell all your friends/family so that this doesn't happen to them!!

I had never noticed the “clear” button but I got gas the other day and sure enough it is there. I shall be using it from now on.

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LMAO, I must be a sicko.

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Winter Woman said:

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You know, I've heard them before... Somewhere... Are they the flying rodents that swooped in when I was at the beach and took my french fries.

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A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Yes Sir, I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear says softly, "Well, wash your hands real fucking good, cause I want a cheeseburger."

A Florida tourist asks an Irishman sitting at the bar:

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies:

"Well, if they fell forward they'd still be in the fuckin' boat."

Ever seen a train lay its own track?

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Winter Woman said:

Ever seen a train lay its own track?

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That was cool, but I have never seen concrete railroad ties before. They are all wood here, but concrete would keep the size perfect for that.

concrete start to crack and break up under the pressure and vibration , plastic ties made from recycled materials are about the best

This will make you smile

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A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,





"My wife got a pretty good look at you."

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at
TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla. , exactly the way the pros do it.

The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit
of land. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success. His
ball had always fallen short, into the water.

Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked
out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating
very challenging holes.

Recently he went to Sawgrass to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed
up an old, cut ball as usual, and said a silent prayer.

However, before he could hit the ball, a powerful voice from above seemed to be booming
out from the clouds, saying:

"Wait! Replace that old ball with a brand new one."

The golfer complied, with some slight misgivings, despite the fact that this same force
seemed to be implying that he was going to finally achieve his lifelong ambition. As he
stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again: "Wait. Step back. Take
a practice swing."

So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly force was
going to make his dream come true.

The voice boomed out again:

"Take another practice swing."

Dutifully, he did. He stopped expectantly and waited ..

A long silence followed ... Then the voice again:

"Use the old ball."

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked
their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught
the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Serviceand asked,
'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the c hief went back to his people and told them to collect even
more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does
it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's
going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service
again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very
cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it
is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of
firewood.

Even you non-football fans can benefit from this insight.

Tim Tebow, former Florida Gators quarterback, and now the Denver Broncos quarterback has NEVER fumbled !!!!
In 2007 Florida 's Tim Tebow was awarded the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore, the first time ever the award has gone to a second year player..

In addition to his amazing passing, running and TD stats is the fact that he has NEVER fumbled the ball! How is he able to hold on to the football so well? What grip does he use??
Tim's grip training technique was inspired by his girlfriend, of 2
years, Amber.



"I really have to say, with her help and training support, I have been able to strengthen my grip, with either hand, even if I barely have any piece of the ball in my hand"

Terrorist and Pelosi...

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To the person who rep me, I don't know who you are, sorry.

Yeah, I'm normally in Fla by now. I have a customer (here) that has one of the best ideas I've seen in a very long time. So I can't go until I have them completely handled. But, my heart is already there.

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