Ozumoz66
Well-Known Member
I was less than 10 and had recently purchased some strap on steel wheel roller skates from paper route money. While holding onto my friend's sissy bar on his bike in motion, I'd pull myself forward for the rush of some acceleration. One time the acceleration was too great and my nuts got wedged between the rear tire and the fender. Maybe that's why one testicle hangs lower than the other these days. Yeah, i know TMI!When I was about 11 or 12 I was riding my bike when I wondered how many times I had to turn the pedals to make the wheel go around so I was looking down at my feet and the rear wheel while trying to count when I hit a parked car and hit my nuts on the gooseneck so hard they bled.