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raratt said:

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whatever it is, i hope it's not on fire

curious old fart said:

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BS...They take your hand in marriage...

raratt said:

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I have witnessed a trial where the defendant was charged with hit and run.

The police found and arrested him, at his home, a few minutes after the accident. Legally drunk.

In court he testified that he was not driving the car at the time of the accident.

The Judge asked "Well then, "who" was driving that day. I will see to it they appear before this court!"

Without hesitation the defendant clearly stated "Jesus" was driving.



The judge gave him 30 days in jail to "Investigate further".

curious old fart said:

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i just tell them "no." then act like they never asked...

bk78 said:

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Does it look better, after it's been through your digestive tract?

ANC said:

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did you mug the tooth fairy and take her clothes?