Maybe if you poop on it then it will bring it back to live. But just remember to wipe w/ only the lower fan leaves but be careful not to break them off.
Lol. pissed on your plant
I have a spot in the lawn i piss on & it killed the grass, so i wouldn't recommend pissing on your plants
Don't piss on your plant dude. buy some nutes. As far as killing it, who knows what will happen. I would flush it with water though. Besides it being gross, it has to smell bad.
I threw up on a Jack Herer plant one time and I got the biggest buds ever and the THC content was like 50%. I suggest you try that along with the urine might help you.