kpmarine
Well-Known Member
I now regret making that smartass remark. I now know too much...
One of the sick fuck's responsible for getting our genitals mutilated!
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I now regret making that smartass remark. I now know too much...
cannawizard
Well-Known Member
Curiosity killed the cat? lol
kpmarine
Well-Known Member
Just made it feel slightly violated. haha
PeyoteReligion
Well-Known Member
If that's all it takes to violate you, I could violate you SO hard.
Chartreuse Spruce
Active Member
lol. shhhiiiat it has a word. that's a nasty word to say. lol this thread is so fucking discusting but I am laughing my ass off.
kpmarine
Well-Known Member
Hey now! I require dinner somewhere classy first.
Chartreuse Spruce
Active Member
NO YOU ARE NOT! stop it! you can get murdered that way. hello....the craigslist killer ring any bells? Do I sound like your mother? Bossy sister perhaps?
Nutes and Nugs
Well-Known Member
Most of Bucks posts are "comic gold".
PeyoteReligion
Well-Known Member
Ok. How does outback steak house sound? Classy as fuck.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
relax, i'm just trolling for pics and responses.
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
Well, I was heading out for breakfast but dick cheese pretty much rules out bagels and cream cheese and since Mr K. was big into enemas, I'm going to pass on the sausage links and lumpy gravy. Maybe just some dry toast.
Nutes and Nugs
Well-Known Member
I don't even wanna get into the egg thing.
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
The enema's he recommended were with yogurt. Heading over to Wake and Bake now and spread the word, so to speak.
Nutes and Nugs
Well-Known Member
Mrs. Murphy: Can I help you boys?
Elwood: You got any white bread?
Mrs. Murphy: Yes.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Elwood: You got any white bread?
Mrs. Murphy: Yes.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
minnesmoker
Well-Known Member
Dick cheese? is that like cunt ricotta? Why aren't the labia and clit hood trimmed back, and the musk glands removed from women, if "sanitation" is really the issue?
Much like women with intact vaginas, a man with an intact cock (or any cock, for that matter) needs to properly maintain his equipment. Including bathing it, and making sure it stays clean.
MojoRison
Well-Known Member
And that folks is how masturbation became so big, hence cutting off the foreskin, which rids the temptation of sin
stoned cockatoo
New Member
Circumcision, although having been practiced in areas throughout the world, was first documented in art form by the Egyptians.
Found in an Egyptian tomb built for Ankhmabor in Saqqara and dating to around 2400 BC.
looks more like a bunch if hand jobs to me..
