One candle = 1/4 lb co2 per 12 hours

Piratemccall

Active Member
This is the most shitposty shitpost I've read on here in a while.

Only a fucking idiot would leave an open flame unattended in an enclosed space.

There are CO2 generators which burn propane or NG cleanly (with no CANDLE SOOT) that have been purposefully designed to:
1. Be convenient
2. Are safe when mounted correctly
3. They don't make candle soot all over your nice? buds from the ten open, unattended flames that you put in your grow tent cause you're a fuckin genius. hurrr


Are you going to mount an old timey mine candle lantern in your tent? :finger: Guess what those are fuckin prone to starting fires too.

This is like next level stupid. Buy the thing that was purpose built for the environment it is being used in and is generally considered safe. Or go flameless and bring in bottles.

A grow room environment isn't a fucking desk in your office, moron.

Don't burn your shit down. Honestly, I'm more concerned about your neighbors than I am about you.
You really are a fucking idiot. If your goal was to prove that YOU could burn down YOUR room with a candle, I'm sold. I agree. fully. I think there is a 95%+ chance your dumb ass would burn your house down.
 

dstroy

Well-Known Member
You really are a fucking idiot. If your goal was to prove that YOU could burn down YOUR room with a candle, I'm sold. I agree. fully. I think there is a 95%+ chance your dumb ass would burn your house down.

  • Candle fires caused an annual average of:
  • 82 civilian fire deaths, or 3% of home fire deaths,
  • 800 civilian fire injuries, or 7% of reported home fire injuries, and
  • $295 million in direct property damage, or 4% of total direct damage in home structure fires.

It's right there on the NFPA page

https://www.nfpa.org/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/Fire-statistics/Fire-causes/Candles


So you know, the facts don't agree with you, idiot.
 

Piratemccall

Active Member
This is the most shitposty shitpost I've read on here in a while.

Only a fucking idiot would leave an open flame unattended in an enclosed space.

There are CO2 generators which burn propane or NG cleanly (with no CANDLE SOOT) that have been purposefully designed to:
1. Be convenient
3. They don't make candle soot all over your nice? buds from the ten open, unattended flames that you put in your grow tent cause you're a fuckin genius. hurrr
3. They don't make candle soot all over your nice? buds from the ten open, unattended flames that you put in your grow tent cause you're a fuckin genius. hurrr


Are you going to mount an old timey mine candle lantern in your tent? :finger: Guess what those are fuckin prone to starting fires too., really, bravo.

This is like next level stupid. Buy the thing that was purpose built for the environment it is being used in and is generally considered safe. Or go flameless and bring in bottles.

A grow room environment isn't a fucking desk in your office, moron.

Don't burn your shit down. Honestly, I'm more concerned about your neighbors than I am about you.
I mean... do we need to dissect how much of a fucking idiot you are in the few words you posted? Incredible economy of idiocy, really, bravo. Let's count down with your "3 points of I'm a dumb fuck"... But first, let's mark the fact that your dumb ass refers to a "tent" three times. Dumbfuck, fyi, not all weed is grown in a tent. Idiots aren't able to imagine reality beyond their own experience. Let me guess... You grow in a tent? You Fucking Idiot...

Ok, your third point: "3. They don't make candle soot all over your nice? buds from the ten open, unattended flames that you put in your grow tent cause you're a fuckin genius. hurrr"

-------- That is so fucking idiotic, I ain't saying shit. moving on. Point 2:

"2. Are safe when mounted correctly"

---- On this, we agree. I don't think you'd be able to "mount" this without burning your house down.. you're a fucking idiot, you shouldn't play with fire.



"1. Be convenient"

Guess what I did, in between chuckling at how much of a fucking idiot you are... can you guess? I lit a fucking candle. You'd have no idea how fucking convenient it was. Really, you'd have no idea, and I don't think I'd be able to explain it to you without some crayons and Ritalin.
 

Piratemccall

Active Member
  • Candle fires caused an annual average of:
  • 82 civilian fire deaths, or 3% of home fire deaths,
  • 800 civilian fire injuries, or 7% of reported home fire injuries, and
  • $295 million in direct property damage, or 4% of total direct damage in home structure fires.
It's right there on the NFPA page

https://www.nfpa.org/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/Fire-statistics/Fire-causes/Candles


So you know, the facts don't agree with you, idiot.
Jesus man, one more post, 4 more points on how you are not smart. You're on fire, bro. Pun intended. So, you're just flat out afraid of candles because 82 people die each year in a country of 300 million people... Look, seriously, the more you type, the more I know you should not be allowed within 100' of an open flame... Jesus, and your dumb ass compiled those stats as some refutation?!... God's honest question, does your forehead slope backwards?
 

gjs4786

Well-Known Member
C'mon bro, first you were worried house would burn down, then that the flame would burn all the oxygen, now you're worried about carbon monoxide? Which is it? :) Other people are worried about benzene and toluene, "clogging and slowing stomata with smoke"... Well, then, if it's carbon monoxide that you're now worried about, you don't need to worry at all!!! :) It's a candle, bro. candles produce spurts, just tiny spurts, of carbon monoxide in the smoke when you blow them out. You can find an article talking about the "sulfur poisoning" when you light the match that lights the candle, but let's be real. When there is a flame, the carbon monoxide is so, so infinitesimally small, that.... they're able to make a cheap as hell product known as a "candle", lab tested, grandmother approved, enjoyed the world over, every day in a variety of applications :) Even the people who ARE afraid of candles aren't afraid of carbon monoxide! They are afraid of other things they shouldn't be afraid of, like "benzene and toluene" oooh... (Here's a study showing no benzene)

If you want visual aid, here. This is a guy who IS afraid of carbon monoxide in candles!!! And, he feels he has proof, and made a video to warn people.. I don't know the man, but I will go ahead and classify him as a bummbling idiot of the highest regard, and his own video proves it a half dozen ways.. Can you find them? It's like Where's Waldo :P ... Don't be like this dude... as an aid, here is a list of various agency standards for carbon monoxide:
https://carbonmonoxidemyths.com/the-facts/


And... a reminder what we're talking about:


I mean, I don't know what to say. I don't know how much documentation is needed here. I never guessed so many people were afraid of candles.


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Dude, I can go to the store and buy a carbon monoxide detector for a couple bucks. the fire department gives them away for free. I don't ever remember seeing a benzene detector or toluene. At the risk of upsetting you, I have to say that your dismissal of carbon monoxide poisoning is DANGEROUS. You are not an expert. You do not have the right to claim safety other than to err on the side of caution. You have it in your mind that candles are harmless. Combustible flames kill people everyday. Puts them to sleep forever. I am all for an experiment to take place where there is more than talking the talk taking place, in a highly controlled and monitored environment, INCLUDING CO detectors. But I don't see that happening, you just want to argue the what-ifs. Stop talking and do it and bring u some data that backs up your claims.
 

dstroy

Well-Known Member
I mean... do we need to dissect how much of a fucking idiot you are in the few words you posted? Incredible economy of idiocy, really, bravo. Let's count down with your "3 points of I'm a dumb fuck"... But first, let's mark the fact that your dumb ass refers to a "tent" three times. Dumbfuck, fyi, not all weed is grown in a tent. Idiots aren't able to imagine reality beyond their own experience. Let me guess... You grow in a tent? You Fucking Idiot...

Ok, your third point: "3. They don't make candle soot all over your nice? buds from the ten open, unattended flames that you put in your grow tent cause you're a fuckin genius. hurrr"

-------- That is so fucking idiotic, I ain't saying shit. moving on. Point 2:

"2. Are safe when mounted correctly"

---- On this, we agree. I don't think you'd be able to "mount" this without burning your house down.. you're a fucking idiot, you shouldn't play with fire.



"1. Be convenient"

Guess what I did, in between chuckling at how much of a fucking idiot you are... can you guess? I lit a fucking candle. You'd have no idea how fucking convenient it was. Really, you'd have no idea, and I don't think I'd be able to explain it to you without some crayons and Ritalin.
Jesus man, one more post, 4 more points on how you are not smart. You're on fire, bro. Pun intended.
Your reading comprehension is low, you got mad AND incoherent. I challenged your intelligence for suggesting this idiotic idea, because it's idiotic. You are an idiot, and I bet that everyone in your life either feels the same as I do, or are stupid as well.
 

gjs4786

Well-Known Member
Piratemcall - The calling card of a psychopath is attacking others for criticizing their ideas constructively. Not cool, man. The way you talk to other people because they don't agree with your candle plan is unacceptable on every level of human communication. You just lost all credibility by that attack, but I'm sure you don't give a damn, because someone else is always at fault with people like you. You have to learn how to accept constructive criticism or you're going to continue to have a challenging experience with other individuals. Go ahead and put me on blast, you'd just be making yourself look worse.
 

Piratemccall

Active Member
BRO, this is the video I JUST POSTED in the post YOU JUST RESPONDED TO... Soooooo... did you not read the post?! I just showed you this video, now you're acting like you're showing it to me?! That's kinda nuts. Seriously, that's weird. Do you see that?... So, when I SHOWED YOU THIS VIDEO... THE FIRST TIME... I asked you what the half dozen or so ways his own video shows he has no idea what he's talking about. I guess you need more time? Watch the video again, you SHOULD be able to come up with at least a few examples of how his "experiment" is bogus and refuted by his own video evidence. If you can't figure it out, I'll tell you, but try to figure it out. If after you still feel the need, buy a detector and test yourself. Here's my paraffin death trap fire hazard, ash dropping, smoke making, stomata closing machine at work. I see a tranquil component of a balanced controlled climate producing 1 lb of co2 a day.. I gave you data, bro. Plenty of data, for you and doubters. You're the one who's hating here bro, face it, you and the others who need to press unscientific, fear driven points. Just look at the angle you're coming from! In one hand, you're saying it will produce a lot of carbon monoxide?while at the same time you doubt it puts out much co2. That's not cognitive logic, that's gotta find a hole logic. If you tally this thread, I've dropped about a ton more data than the naysayers. But, it's ok :) For every hater, some other, amazing people will find good use. Brilliant people, somehow able to not burn their house down, not get dick cancer from the Benzine that isn't in it that I attached a study for that you surly didn't read... These titans of men, pillars of wisdom,... real fuckin' brainiacs... will harness the power of this deadly flame, to shock and bewilderment of all... Fuckin' A. With the capital letters CARBON MONOXIDE IS DANGEROUS, showing me the video I SHOWED YOU. Just watch the video again, try to figure out the "puzzle". Here, again, I posted it before, various safety and engineering organizations carbon monoxide levels... Fuck man, if you watch the video I SENT YOU, again, and still don't get it... I just don't know. (PS, tray has water, as if it needed to)
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Piratemccall

Active Member
Piratemcall - The calling card of a psychopath is attacking others for criticizing their ideas constructively. Not cool, man. The way you talk to other people because they don't agree with your candle plan is unacceptable on every level of human communication. You just lost all credibility by that attack, but I'm sure you don't give a damn, because someone else is always at fault with people like you. You have to learn how to accept constructive criticism or you're going to continue to have a challenging experience with other individuals. Go ahead and put me on blast, you'd just be making yourself look worse.
Attack? Dude, look at the guy's original post, he calls me a fucking idiot multiple times in his original post. So, yes, he's a psycho. If you think his original post was "constructive criticism", then I assume you didn't read his post...
Be that as it may, I'm very, very happy to discuss this friendly with all interested. But seemed to attract trolls, who JUST want to pick. But, again, it's ok, because many people will find use. And if you or anybody else wants to discuss, that's the reason I posted this. To help spread info, that is not summed up and synthesized in any one thread on the internet, or I wouldn't have posted. Honestly, you've been bouncing illogical to where I'd "lose respect" for you, at least as far as some guy on the internet I don't know. But, whatever, if you want to have a friendly discussion about growing better weed, cool. If not, fine, my logic in this post is succinct. One hater calls me a fucking moron who is going to burn his house down, and when I call him a fucking idiot, another hater (you) say I'm psycho... whatever, that's not what this thread is for. Plenty of people will find good use. If you don't, fine.
 

SSGrower

Well-Known Member
No unattended open flames.

OSHA does not approve anything.

Toluene and benzene would burn up and add more co2.

No unattended open flames.
 

Piratemccall

Active Member
Your reading comprehension is low, you got mad AND incoherent. I challenged your intelligence for suggesting this idiotic idea, because it's idiotic. You are an idiot, and I bet that everyone in your life either feels the same as I do, or are stupid as well.
Right.. Actually, I have an IQ of 148, and you have... whatever it is that you have ver there... And it shows, in how I posted numbers like the burn rate for paraffin, while you post that 82 people die every year from candles and are positive you'll burn your house down.. And once again, I completely agree, 100%, YOU SHOULD NOT TRY THIS, you WILL find a way to burn your house down in a matter of minutes.
 

SSGrower

Well-Known Member
Right.. Actually, I have an IQ of 148, and you have... whatever it is that you have ver there... And it shows, in how I posted numbers like the burn rate for paraffin, while you post that 82 people die every year from candles and are positive you'll burn your house down.. And once again, I completely agree, 100%, YOU SHOULD NOT TRY THIS, you WILL find a way to burn your house down in a matter of minutes.
Are you trying to outsmart yourself?
 

dstroy

Well-Known Member
Right.. Actually, I have an IQ of 148, and you have... whatever it is that you have ver there... And it shows, in how I posted numbers like the burn rate for paraffin, while you post that 82 people die every year from candles and are positive you'll burn your house down.. And once again, I completely agree, 100%, YOU SHOULD NOT TRY THIS, you WILL find a way to burn your house down in a matter of minutes.
Highly improbable that your IQ is over 140..... 0.5% of the population. Doubt that’s you.

The NFPA collects statistics about fire, and the numbers don’t lie. It’s cute that you think these facts are debatable. Unattended open flames are dangerous, and your rebuttal consists of: “nuh uh”, real high IQ you have there lol

I guess you want us to feel bad for you because you’re an idiot? It’s a bad idea, I said it was a bad idea and deduced that you must be a moron for suggesting it. Now you’re going to defend this idea to the death because it was “your” idea. But it really isn’t, because someone else has already had it, and it was as stupid then just as it is now. I bet not too many original thoughts pass through your head, since you can’t seem to remain objective and weigh the pros and cons of possibly starting an uninsurable fire vs not starting an uninsurable fire because you didn’t risk it. Moron.
 

Piratemccall

Active Member
Highly improbable that your IQ is over 140..... 0.5% of the population. Doubt that’s you.

The NFPA collects statistics about fire, and the numbers don’t lie. It’s cute that you think these facts are debatable. Unattended open flames are dangerous, and your rebuttal consists of: “nuh uh”, real high IQ you have there lol

I guess you want us to feel bad for you because you’re an idiot? It’s a bad idea, I said it was a bad idea and deduced that you must be a moron for suggesting it. Now you’re going to defend this idea to the death because it was “your” idea. But it really isn’t, because someone else has already had it, and it was as stupid then just as it is now. I bet not too many original thoughts pass through your head, since you can’t seem to remain objective and weigh the pros and cons of possibly starting an uninsurable fire vs not starting an uninsurable fire because you didn’t risk it. Moron.
148 buddy, want an autograph? Bro, your numbers have been entered into the ledger, 82 people die of candles per year. Noted. Fantastic. 82 people. And that scares the shit out of you. ok. I'd look up how many tons, how many, literally, billions of candles the rest of us 330 million Americans burn every year without dying, but I wont bother because guys like you, it does no good, and you have no concept of the statistical relevance of 82 out of 330 million anyway. I'm seriously done with you. This post will last the life of the internet, with your fear mongering doltishness will ride in tow... Now, for anybody unafraid of paraffin wax, who thinks they can not burn their house down, enjoy. Seriously, if you have the space, go with a desktop water fall. They are really pretty. You can curl up, read a good book. Like I said, it does what it does, it's up to you, the grower, to decide if and when you may implement. If you don't want to, or feel you can't, or are scared, or anything, don't do it. Stop hating. If you got a 2 x 2 tent and don't want to do it, don't hate, just move along.
 
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