OK all you urine haters check this out!

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.. heh

my smoke came out yellow once, weirdest shit ever, could have been the blunt wrap but not really sure...

lemme tell u a story

when my toilet was busted, every morning i pissed outside on my mint plant for about a month.

the toilet in the other rooms worked but this was closer for a morning piss X D anyway,

That thing doubled in size every week.

Just make sure you filter out any sperm or you might get your plant pregnant.

Denofearth69 said:

here is some proof of urine fertilized MJ. I know fertilizer can be bought, but why if I can produce it myself for free?
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These plants are 7weeks old, that's 7 weeks from germinated seeds to now. Yes I use LEDs so that's why pics are pink. I use dilution of 1 part urine to 5 parts water. I also provide phosphorus by employing duck poop tea. Horribly stinky stuff until soil absorbs, but very potent.

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Uhh.. your 7 week plants look like my 3-4 week plants.. (is that the 4th node?) in 250w mh and Scotts Supersoil.
That's not to say that urine doesn't work. I remember growing some big ass cucumbers/zuccinis with urine many years ago.
Actually we did a control, because I think we only pee'd on one plant, and those cucumbers were at least 3 times bigger than all the other ones.

I was looking into setting up an LED system too, but I think your plants may be growing slow because you lack blue lights, specifically 430 nm (blue), and your red should be 662 nm wavelength. IMO blue is more important than red.

Also, a stronger solution may work since ph of urine is close to neutral. I didn't dilute it when I used them on cucumbers, though that was outdoor.

to all the skeptics, your crop isn't gonna taste like piss. I've done it before on corn, cucumbers, tomatoes, etc. (forgot if i did it on carrots lol, but those will probably taste like piss).
Someone said "are you gonna shit in your plants". Funny thing is, with all the protein we consume, our shit is the richest fertilizer in the world.

Actually, urine isn't that gross. The smell comes from ammonia. but urine is an aqueous solution of approximately 95% water, with the remaining percentages being metabolic wastes such as urea, dissolved salts, and organic compounds.

There is a evaporation technique invented by indians that can make drinkable water out of urine.
Dean Kamen also invented a water purification system and drank the water which was filtered from his own urine to prove that it worked.

make sure your urine doesn't contain bacteria or blood as that may cause problems in the soil.

my buddy eats certain vitamines just for pissing in his plants! I'll stick with the FoxFarm myself. But thanks for the info.

GENERALIVXX said:

i seriously have brought dead trees back to life with piss, lol me and my homies actually peed on this stump for bout a whole year straight gave it nothing but piss we called it the pee tree hahah w/e but yea it actually started to grow little branches and leaves it was crazy

and because of that experience i am now using it [my piss that is] to bring the tree in my front yard back to life

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document it, bottle it, market it via infomercial and sell it as the fountain of youth. you could even go televangelist and piss on hillbillies for donations.

I prefer explosive diarrhea. I eat tons of Taco Bell the night before a "spraying" The next day when I feel my innards rumbling...drop trou and KAPLOW!!! All over the plants. I believe the technical term is foliar feeding.

I sell Chocolate Chunk for $20 a gram. It's good shiite mang.

I'm so glad I grow my own.

Uhhh... I am speech less!! I agree I am glad I grow my own!!

YIKES!!

azoo said:

do ya do it on the plant or in the soil

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Neither you mix it with the water your going to water with. It's got to be deluted or it'll severely burn your plants

Thats effing disgusting "gross factor aside " what the hell thats gross and un sanitary . besides doesnt urine produce ammonia as at breaks down? who wants there crop to smell like a litter box ? I can think of other ways to fert for cheap.

how early can you start using piss?

what if they put some piss in the nites u pay 4 wouldnt u feel dumb im just saying

copyied from wiki also check out night soil... its all grose.



Urine contains large quantities of nitrogen (mostly as urea), as well as significant quantities of dissolved phosphates and potassium, the main macronutrients required by plants. Diluted at least 8:1 with water it can be applied directly to soil as a fertilizer. Undiluted, it can chemically burn the roots of some plants, but it can be safely used as a source of complementary nitrogen in carbon rich compost.[14] Urine typically contains 70% of the nitrogen and more than half the phosphorus and potassium found in urban waste water flows, while making up less than 1% of the overall volume. Thus source separation and on-site treatment has been studied in Sweden as a way to partially close the cycle of agricultural nutrient flows, to reduce the cost and energy intensivity of sewage treatment, and the ecological consequences such as eutrophication, resulting from an influx of nutrient rich effluent into aquatic or marine ecosystems. The fertilization effect of urine has been found to be comparable to that of commercial fertilizers with an equivalent NPK rating. [15]
However, depending on the diet of the producer, urine may also have undesirably high concentrations of various inorganic salts such as sodium chloride, which are also excreted by the renal system. Concentrations of heavy metals such as lead, mercury, and cadmium, commonly found in solid human waste, are much lower in urine (though not low enough to qualify for use in organic agriculture under current EU rules).[16] Proponents of urine as an agricultural fertilizer usually claim the risks to be negligible or acceptable, and point out that sewage causes more environmental problems when it is treated and disposed of compared with when it is used as a resource.
It is unclear whether source separation and on site treatment of urine can be made cost effective, and to what degree the required behavioral changes would be regarded as socially acceptable, as the largely successful trials performed in Sweden may not readily generalize to other industrialized societies.[15] In developing countries, the application of pure urine to crops is rare, but the use of whole raw sewage (termed night soil) has been common throughout history.

what about dog poo, could you use that ontop as a fert???

No thanks, I'm not that desperate

this has got to be the most stupid thing you could do to your plants, urinating filters out toxins from your body, just cause it has nitrogen in it doesnt mean shit.

do you shit on it too?

you should piss all over the buds too im sure they'd love it and taste great