Now Wait A Cotton Picking Minute

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #21

As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers.

or

As nervous as spit on a hot griddle.

 

jonblaze420

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #22

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

Puffster

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #23

i need to read this thread like i need another hole in my head

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 5, 2011

• #24

she's as nervous as a whore in church on sunday..

 

prototypeone

Active Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #25

jonblaze420 said:

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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my father always took this one step further and would ask me if the pope shits in the woods.

 

jonblaze420

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #26

prototypeone said:

my father always took this one step further and would ask me if the pope shits in the woods.

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does the pope protect pedophile priests?

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #27

Hotter than a blind lesbian in a fish market.

 

april

Pickle Queen

• Jul 5, 2011

• #28

My grampy always says arse not ass, has always called his wife(my grammie) mom, and when he wants his jacket he asks "where is me jacket?" never my always me lol
"LORD THUNDERIN" ( no G)

 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #29

Hahaha, all that reminds me of is this
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Perfextionist420

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• Jul 5, 2011

• #30

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #31

if ya want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #32

"It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."

 

sharon1

Active Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #33

Use the common sense God gave a duck.
Good Grief.

It's raining cats and dogs.
A penny saved is a penny earned.

Slicker 'n snot.

 

Prof. Gromore

Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #34

"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 6, 2011

• #35

april said:

My grampy always says arse not ass, has always called his wife(my grammie) mom, and when he wants his jacket he asks "where is me jacket?" never my always me lol
"LORD THUNDERIN" ( no G)

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i'll say the me thing a lot online, but never in person.. like i just got me some new beans, or where's me money at ho, opps, sorry, lol.. forget that last one... but yah, for some odd reason i'm always saying me online instead of my ..

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #36

Referring to The Adversary as Scratch. It is believed that saying the devil's name can bring unwanted supernatural attention. So people avoid saying it by calling him Scratch.

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #37

If wishes were horses beggars would ride.

 

cannabis420420

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #38

kill 2 birds with one stone

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #39

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

 

Annabel Lee

Member

• Jul 6, 2011

• #40

~Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
~Blood is thicker than water
~Hell in a hand basket
~Between a rock and a hard place

I know I have more, but I can't think of them at the moment.