Now Wait A Cotton Picking Minute

"sweatin like a fat lass at a disco"

"two days older than grass"

"if i wanted to hear an arsehole i would have farted"

"she got a fanny like a bear trappers hat"

theres a few more that'll come to me when i'm not smashed
 
I'll knock your dick in the dirt,
Their will be two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the floor.
 
"I'll knock you into the middle of next week." OR "You know what this means? ::shaking fist at me:: It means HOSPITAL."
 
want in one hand and shit in the other......
oh wait, the mother of all lost sayings..........Just say no! give it up for betty ford!
Err was that nancy that came up with that ? oh well same difference.
 
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