* 'Noah's Ark' found in Turkey!

Look for the bones!

Jaz +rep for the image of an elephant riding a saucer sled. I just spilled my bubbler! ahahahhahha
 
I do believe an elephant could manage a saucer! :lol:

I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
 
CrackerJax said:
I do believe an elephant could manage a saucer! :lol:

I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
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sounds like your into elephant porn to me buddy





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wow, i'm so surprised they found it... with a name like Noah's Ark Ministries International you KNOW they're going to find the ark ;) LMFAO!!
 
CrackerJax said:
I do believe an elephant could manage a saucer! :lol:

I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
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I KNEW you were a carny ;) lol
 
Funny you mention carny PMB ... I worked both ends on my business .... of course, because I am CRACKERJAX!!! (SKY OPENS UP, LIGHTNING EMITS, THUNDER ROARS, $$$$$$ FALLS OUT OF SKY)

I did some work for the Ringling "retirement" facility for their old circus elephants..... and it was staffed by old carnies.... GD, those ppl were a hoot to talk to. i even got to see the MAIN elephant I saw as a boy in Madison Square Garden. They also had a separate "breeding" facility 30 miles away.... the breeding facility was all PHD's and the retirement was all carnies.

I preferred the carnies!!!!

But both facilities checks were good so.... $$$$$

P.S. The carnies are big on keeping elephant hair which is closer to piano wire in consistency. It's rare to find it because of the dirt....and no one is STUPID enough to try and pluck one from an elephant. i now have 5 of them.... about as thick as a toothpick too.
 
Ok,just got here. The wood on the mountain is indeed interesting. But the Ark? Most of these posts have been way to funny. Love the sled. I showed my homie the pic of the elephant,and before I read the next 2 comments he said"That lady wants that elephant cock". Than I read them and I had to tell em. We were rollin. This thread has gone perfectly with this bowl of hash. TY all.
 
REPENT NOW OR BURN IN HELL BITCHES...lol just kidding, just letting you know what I was told when I was little...I love the "I dream of Genie" theory made up by Christians. "BOOOOING"
 
yes.... smokin bowls and having some fun is what RIU is all about!!! :lol:

I'm always having a blast on here!!

SHOSHO .... if only the religion genie looked like Jeannie.... i'd be on my knees in a second!!!


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EVERYBODY IN THE HOT TUB!!!! AMEN!!!!
 
She was always SMOKING hot....

Ever see her in the Andy Griffith Show? She played a manicurist and worked at Floyd's? Funny as all get up (of course), but lawdy....she had some figure in that episode.... it's practically 50's porn.
 
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