no increased yield using seimen, help

Hey are you sure your friend didn't just say "Come on Buddy" but got cut off??? so you heard "Cum on bud" :)



PS: If this dude was serious we have all scared him away from RIU. He will probably not use this name again.....
 
new2420grow said:
Maybe the plants are lesbian.....that might be why the cumnutes are not working so well
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YES THAT'S IT! Have YOUR GIRLFRIEND masterbate with the buds. You CAN show us her progress.. :)


PS no matter what else is said............... nothing here can beat the first 3 posts.
 
I think we might have stumbled on a new idea. I can see the ads now....."Wanna get an outstanding LOAD off of your next grow????? Then try our CUMNUTES! " ....."Cums in his and hers flavors"
 
OP..... The problem here is that your choking the chicken to often, daily is way too much. Every 2 day allows ya balls to generate a good amount of jizz which in turn gives you more fire power when you shoot ya bolt. Ya man yogart is not getting deep into the bud because ya just dribbling out....... Ya gotta hold onto it as long as ya can then fire that cannon right in there. Also what are you fantasising about??? I find blonde lesbians with huge dildo's gets the best results. This method doesn't increase yeild by volume but makes your buds alot heavier.

On a final note, this a good way to flavour your weed. Eat loads of chocolate for chocolate flavoured frosted buds, works a treat.

I am probably gonna get a warning for this but go easy mods, only trying to help.... honest
 
Texas(THC) said:
Fuckin disgusting
I don't care it was a proven to work I still wouldn't do that
Just master growing first without ejaculating on buds and find new friends
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Probably easier to master the stroke first then apply it to your grow as you master later, masturbater
 
sammyr7 said:
hi all, first post, its my first time growing and my friend encouraged me to grow or the 1st time using a bag seed and 2 20w cfls im in the 7th week of flowering after 2 weeks my freind insisted that i masturbate on the buds to increase yeid. Ive been doing it daily and no results the buds are still tiny with white hairs no real bud growth what am i doing wrong????
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Which hand are ya using?
Try switching hands.
Might also be your diet or lack of.....
theloadeddragon said:
You could use my nuts for flower if you want
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LetsGetCritical said:
I went into the grow room today and someone had actually fucked my plants.. like literally.
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You promised me you wouldn't let that out. I'm sorry, your girls are just so pretty and you were saying you wanted them scrogged so I thought I was helping out.

But don't worry, my semen is guaranteed to increase yield. That's the OP's problem: you aren't supposed to Jack off on it, its supposed to be applied DIRECTLY
 
Hahahaha, I've heard of people pissing in the soil to get certain N-P-K values but this is too far haha.
 
now what you did wrong you sick fuck ! you paid your mom 5 bucks which is more then I pay her for anal !, your mom gave you a bj and you got spit on the plants big mistake ,
 
Dats go make me stop smokin n I cnt stp 4 nun....who in da hell said jackin off on ur plants mke dem grow. ...sumbody wit none women n they life
 
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