no increased yield using seimen, help

brotes grandes

brotes grandes

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Lmfao... As much as this is entirely untrue and disgusting how fkn funny is it..I can't stop laughing this was a GOLD star attempt for a laugh :) .
Ps sorry mate but if this has any truth behind it I'm sorry you listen and trust a so called friend.
 
Chronic Masterbator

Chronic Masterbator

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sammyr7 said:
hi all, first post, its my first time growing and my friend encouraged me to grow or the 1st time using a bag seed and 2 20w cfls im in the 7th week of flowering after 2 weeks my freind insisted that i masturbate on the buds to increase yeid. Ive been doing it daily and no results the buds are still tiny with white hairs no real bud growth what am i doing wrong????
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Now I know who is making the movie theater floor sticky.
 
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e10lt1z

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I'm going to laugh when this kid is serious and he posts better results than everyone haha! Have all these pro growers beating off to there plants! haha!

On a side note... They say plants like to be talked to and music ect.. How would a plant respond if you kept it in your room and had sex with your partner? Would they find that appealing? hmm!! lol!
 
Ditch69

Ditch69

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Please tell me this is a joke....If not this is disgusting! I think you need too get some new friends....kiss-ass
 
RIKNSTEIN

RIKNSTEIN

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sammyr7 said:
hi all, first post, its my first time growing and my friend encouraged me to grow or the 1st time using a bag seed and 2 20w cfls im in the 7th week of flowering after 2 weeks my freind insisted that i masturbate on the buds to increase yeid. Ive been doing it daily and no results the buds are still tiny with white hairs no real bud growth what am i doing wrong????
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Bmeat????:wall: is that you ole buddy???
 
RIKNSTEIN

RIKNSTEIN

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djxtreme said:
its because you only got a small cock .........lol
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You should change your sig man :o CAN PEOPLE STOP FUCKING USING MIRICLE GROW ,YES ITS A MIRICLE YOUR PLANTS GROW!!!!
My flower room.jpgweek 9 of flower.jpg All done in MG thank you....I have switched to subcools super soil but, MG is a good product if you know how to grow :hump:
 
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althor

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sammyr7 said:
hi all, first post, its my first time growing and my friend encouraged me to grow or the 1st time using a bag seed and 2 20w cfls im in the 7th week of flowering after 2 weeks my freind insisted that i masturbate on the buds to increase yeid. Ive been doing it daily and no results the buds are still tiny with white hairs no real bud growth what am i doing wrong????
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Bro, your buddy is trying to inform you that he is gay and he wants to partake in your juices. That is the only reason he would want you to rub one out on the weed he is planning to smoke.

When he does smoke some with you, be sure and ask him if he likes the taste of your cum.
 
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