New Years Eve

tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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KLITE said:
@tytheguy111 Are you gonna make your truck shoot your gun to blow up the old case of tnt your grand papy had since the civil war at 12pm?
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naw im gonna go and get hammered then shoot small animals to feed my sadistic thirst for blood

then ill get in my truck and fuck up my lawn

then me and my truck will do a DP on a cheap hooker then do some speed and go out hunting again in which point yes ill throw the box of tnt that my grand papy left for me at the small critters and make my truck shoot it
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Hookabelly said:
Bushy, I just shaved 10 years off the age you posted in you AMA LOL


WTF? A tiarra??? I don't want to know what you're doing with that.
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Lol I wear it and socks, nothing else. Best celebration ever!!!!!!! Yolo!








No the tiara is for my daughter. The noise popper things and silly string and stuff too. Her friend and her are coming over for a small party and I'll blow a bunch of stuff up and they'll run around and yell and go cray cray. That's how I see it happening anyway. If I blow my arm off, the plans will likely change.
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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I had a friend named cheeto in middle school from zimbabwe. he was good to have on your football team. not sure why we called him cheeto, and he didn't speak english
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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bu$hleaguer said:
Lol I wear it and socks, nothing else. Best celebration ever!!!!!!! Yolo!








No the tiara is for my daughter. The noise popper things and silly string and stuff too. Her friend and her are coming over for a small party and I'll blow a bunch of stuff up and they'll run around and yell and go cray cray. That's how I see it happening anyway. If I blow my arm off, the plans will likely change.
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Then you'll run around and go cray cray. Fireworks are Awesome. Especially the unsafe and insane kind.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Hookabelly said:
Then you'll run around and go cray cray. Fireworks are Awesome. Especially the unsafe and insane kind.
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Yep, I've always been a fan. @KLITE should see some of the rednecks at the fireworks stands around town here. He'd be impressed, they're true hick status. They only can legally sell them around New Years and July 4th, but all of @tytheguy111 's buddies come out and hang around the stands!
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yep, I've always been a fan. @KLITE should see some of the rednecks at the fireworks stands around town here. He'd be impressed, they're true hick status. They only can legally sell them around New Years and July 4th, but all of @tytheguy111 's buddies come out and hang around the stands!
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hahaha there's a place near my house that sells professional fireworks year around


and come to think of it i actually i shot by a damn mortar lol


dogs and a firework placed on the ground do mix lol

next thing i know when i running back to a safe distance to see it go off i felt something hit me then it bounced of me and exploded and omg i thought i died i felt the shock wave hit me lol it was like in the moves were they do shit in slo mo and you can see the shock wave hit them

well i sure as fuck felt it like slo mo

and my buddies cam over and one of them said damn boi are you alright and i said shit i guess so and then that fucker hit me in the balls when i went to go get up lol
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yep, I've always been a fan. @KLITE should see some of the rednecks at the fireworks stands around town here. He'd be impressed, they're true hick status. They only can legally sell them around New Years and July 4th, but all of @tytheguy111 's buddies come out and hang around the stands!
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you've inspired me to drive to alabama tomorrow to get fireworks. if I sober up by then
 
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