Neosapien 1 - RIU jackwagoners 1, Round 3

Singlemalt said:

Let's hear about your career as the Aunties' house maiden

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Go ahead. It's your story. You've made it up

This is getting embarrasing>>>>>even for me

abe supercro said:

Go ahead. It's your story. You've made it up

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abe supercro said:

I named one of my stray cats, a few years back, a variation of my dead mother's name. Perhaps it was a little passive aggressive but after 38 years deceased I have the right to honor her memory. Perhaps this is one reason my aunts are uncomfortable with thinking compassionately about my adopted cats. Lol

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LOL, right. I spend my time making up stories about confused schizophrenic sots. I'm working on an outline of one who is a Sunni Buddhist Hindu from Denmark; it'll be a best seller

Singlemalt said:

LOL, right. I spend my time making up stories about confused schizophrenic sots. I'm working on an outline of one who is a Sunni Buddhist Hindu from Denmark; it'll be a best seller

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The only thing you work on with any regularity is being a boozed up geezer forum addict, just like your online gf who will be eternally obsessed w me.

Actually, it's been too hot here for drinking; smoking more these days. Retired life is quite nice, I can check the forum, do my projects, write my sot stories and make your life miserable. Life is good Abe. So tell us your technique on doinking lesbians, maybe Harvey could use the pointers on refined male chauvinism

All that’s missing now is that dipsomaniac bear.. I’ll ad hominem all over his face.. he can’t handle me..

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I have to give you creds Abe, coming in as your own sock is brilliant.

... or women...

tangerinegreen555 said:

Did we do it right? We're sorry, we still love you Neo.

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I'm so goddamn proud right now.

So this "lezbo" technique; is it generalized or regional, i.e. work in Calif as well as Ypsilanti or Upers?

abe supercro said:

Classic mistake to criticize intelligence while including a common typo like confusing your and you're. That's what you just did srh. LOL. Yet another chuckle from me. Your drunken brawl and now this. I like you because you're plain. Shall I proceed with another story about you?

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abe supercro said:

^Bobby Zamuda sock puppet

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Shit just writes itself

curious2garden said:

Shit just writes itself

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Give him a break; adrenaline, sweats and alcohol are bound to affect technique

abe supercro said:

^Bobby Zamuda sock puppet

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*Zmuda

This fucking trainwreck of a thread is all I ever wanted in life. Oh god it's so good.

LOL

tangerinegreen555 said:

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I need to see this now.

Singlemalt said:

Give him a break; adrenaline, sweats and alcohol are bound to affect technique

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Then there's the runs out to the store for another couple boxes....