Need help passing urine test for po!!!

Man this thread is over 5 years old....think your info came just a little too late. Dudes probably already been locked up, rehabilitated, and let free to become a responsible citizen in our great society. A for effort tho

Get used to it!
The shit these kiddies dig up around here is almost to old for a DNA ID.
 
Toniht I ate. Salmon peppers and onions then I realized whoa I need to slowmetabolism now, not speed up. So I ate oatmeal w cinnamon and sugar added. A spooful of peanut butter with cool whip on it, hot chocolate, some potato chips, about to eat some jelly beans, had a small piece of peanut brittle. Probably have some v8 juice, water copiously also. Maybe some mashed potatoes before bed. Home fries, burrito and eggs in morning, o coffee tea or anything caffeinated, more potatoes and a pizza pocket thing for lunch, some pretzels or chit ps. And off to kick this drug tests ass! you get the method to my madness, I hope.
There are places using oral swabs for drug testing now they're cheaper and can't be cheated with synthetics, keep that in mind and don't try to eat it.
 
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