Names You Give Your Screwed up Plants?

I have come across some good names for the runts what are yours? Pics are good to!

Gimpy1


Problem Child ... which is now named Devildog93 Thppbpptbptpbt! hahaha( ok last time i swear!) lol:

I had just the opposite reaction to a plant once...I named it rainy after my favorite stripper at the time and vowed to spend every dollar that i earned from said plant on this girl.

My lil White Rhino clone on the right, i call her Miss. Behaven, she don't feed well, a stiff breeze would up root her, but damn she is sexy

Timmy is a good one.

Slojo69 said:

Gimpy1
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Problem Child ... which is now named Devildog93 Thppbpptbptpbt! hahaha( ok last time i swear!) lol:
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LOL......shit. You, my friend, are a sum-a-ma-b*tch!!! LOL

I had a plant a year or so ago, and for some reason, it only grew leaves on one side, so I named it "It came from beneath the earth"

i'm just calling my one weeeird pheno 'the retard'

bitch plant

I had a plant that I named "snicklefritz", it's from pineapple express. It's the crappy weed he gives out to his less liked clients

But really the weed wasn't bad. It just stunk HORRIBLY and smoked really harsh, and also tasted as bad as it smelled. So I put the whole plant into a 48oz bottle of canna oil. Converted into brownies the plant kicks my ass and tastes delicious. omg so delicious.

Sorry I misread...my plant wasn't a runt, just an ugly bitch

Rosie O'donnel

TokeSmoker420 said:

Rosie O'donnel

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Ugh....Hermie...

hellen keller or "hellen" for short!

Compost is a pretty good one. Or cannabutter.

I name gimpy plants after Palin's children.

one of the last one i chopped for space had 2 names....started out has the anti christ...all of its leaves had 2 tips to it..looked like devil horns...as it grew larger that stopped..but it starting growing and branching off really weird...then it got dubbed the big red retard...being at it was grown in a red party cup