Name my new business…

neosapien

neosapien

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So probably going to have to start my own company. A gas station was going to buy our property and my uncle was going to retire a fat cat letting me and his 2 other nephews, my cousins, step up and take over the company. But the deal fell through because of the local council and a few residents that live behind us are whiny fucking crybabies . So now my uncle has no choice but to stay, thus not freeing up the piece of the pie for me. My cousin's already got a piece back when their dad retired. And that was always our gentleman's agreement that once the real estate deal goes through there will be more money for me. Well not no more. This deal was like 12 years in the making. Fucking crybabies. Any who I digress.

What should I name my pool service company? You can feel free to design logos for me too.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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neosapien said:
So probably going to have to start my own company. A gas station was going to buy our property and my uncle was going to retire a fat cat letting me and his 2 other nephews, my cousins, step up and take over the company. But the deal fell through because of the local council and a few residents that live behind us are whiny fucking crybabies . So now my uncle has no choice but to stay, thus not freeing up the piece of the pie for me. My cousin's already got a piece back when their dad retired. And that was always our gentleman's agreement that once the real estate deal goes through there will be more money for me. Well not no more. This deal was like 12 years in the making. Fucking crybabies. Any who I digress.

What should I name my pool service company? You can feel free to design logos for me too.
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Well that sucks! I'm glad you're opening your own company. I think that's wise, more headaches but more pie :)

I am not at all creative so no name suggestions. Good decision for dealing with the lemons you were handed.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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curious2garden said:
Well that sucks! I'm glad you're opening your own company. I think that's wise, more headaches but more pie :)

I am not at all creative so no name suggestions. Good decision for dealing with the lemons you were handed.
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Yeah. This was a huge multimillion dollar deal and died on bylaw wordage. Because those residents got a good lawyer and the council voted not to change the language of the bylaw. Effectively killing it. On a technicality.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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Damn man that sucks, I'll give it a try.

NeoShitsinaBucket Pools and Supplies.

Wet Dreams Pools and Supplies

Anytime Pools open nine months a year.

Ces Pool ( hehe I couldn't resist )

I will think about it and get back to you, but seriously I like a name that is short and easy to put on a check..... maybe A1 Pools and Supplies. ( Make the check to A1PS please)

I wish you all the best my friend.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Bareback said:
Damn man that sucks, I'll give it a try.

NeoShitsinaBucket Pools and Supplies.

Wet Dreams Pools and Supplies

Anytime Pools open nine months a year.

Ces Pool ( hehe I couldn't resist )

I will think about it and get back to you, but seriously I like a name that is short and easy to put on a check..... maybe A1 Pools and Supplies. ( Make the check to A1PS please)

I wish you all the best my friend.
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Thanks. Yeah so far all I got is "Happy Pools". It's kind of stupid but a co-worker and I after cleaning up a filthy pool would always say "now that's a happy pool". Another builders tagline around here is "making your wet dream a reality". I always liked that.
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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neosapien said:
Thanks. Yeah so far all I got is "Happy Pools". It's kind of stupid but a co-worker and I after cleaning up a filthy pool would always say "now that's a happy pool". Another builders tagline around here is "making your wet dream a reality". I always liked that.
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I think you got something there. Call it
"Now That's a Happy Pool"
Making your pool's wettest dreams cum true!

SH420
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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neosapien said:
So probably going to have to start my own company. A gas station was going to buy our property and my uncle was going to retire a fat cat letting me and his 2 other nephews, my cousins, step up and take over the company. But the deal fell through because of the local council and a few residents that live behind us are whiny fucking crybabies . So now my uncle has no choice but to stay, thus not freeing up the piece of the pie for me. My cousin's already got a piece back when their dad retired. And that was always our gentleman's agreement that once the real estate deal goes through there will be more money for me. Well not no more. This deal was like 12 years in the making. Fucking crybabies. Any who I digress.

What should I name my pool service company? You can feel free to design logos for me too.
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poolside g'$.... only works if you use a dollar sign instead of an s...


Pull guy... that one's good if your willing to go the extra mile and give your costumers hand jobs.
 
too larry

too larry

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I'm looking for a pool boy job. My closest neighbor died, and his daughter is living in his house now. She must have come into some of the ready. She quit her job and had lots of work done on the place, including an in-ground pool. I used to be the groundskeeper there before her dad bought the place, so I know my way around. And I could walk to work. Less than half a mile, if I walk through the pastures.
 
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