mr sunshine
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Pool THIS....
Name my new business…
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neosapien
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I have seriously thought about a show for a long time. I have the intro to the show already.…
The camera pans from a pretty clear blue sky down to a happy pool. Summertime by Sublime is playing. A hot milf comes into focus, swimming laps. The camera pans back even more to show a pool boy standing at the edge of the pool, high as hell, holding a towel, grinning, slight creepily. The milf gets out, shakes the water from her ears, looks at the pool boy and then screams, then the pool boy screams then the camera pans back up to the clear blue sky revealing the name of the show in cloud formation "Pool Daze".
Thank you, thank you. Who wants to bankroll my mind?
The camera pans from a pretty clear blue sky down to a happy pool. Summertime by Sublime is playing. A hot milf comes into focus, swimming laps. The camera pans back even more to show a pool boy standing at the edge of the pool, high as hell, holding a towel, grinning, slight creepily. The milf gets out, shakes the water from her ears, looks at the pool boy and then screams, then the pool boy screams then the camera pans back up to the clear blue sky revealing the name of the show in cloud formation "Pool Daze".
Thank you, thank you. Who wants to bankroll my mind?
lokie
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Perhaps if you expand your horizon just a bit you could parlay this into a year round gig.
Neo's Innovative Pool and Landscaping Executive Services.
It portrays intelligent and professional standards.
Make checks payable to NIPLES please.
For a reasonable wage this guy could be your front guy.
The rings representing the eager, year round, return of exquisitely satisfied customers.
This guy could work under the table in sales.
You know, work for cash incentives and all of the fringe MILF he can eat.
Neo's Innovative Pool and Landscaping Executive Services.
It portrays intelligent and professional standards.
Make checks payable to NIPLES please.
For a reasonable wage this guy could be your front guy.
The rings representing the eager, year round, return of exquisitely satisfied customers.
This guy could work under the table in sales.
You know, work for cash incentives and all of the fringe MILF he can eat.
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Ursus marijanus
Reservoir Doc
WeedFreak78
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NEO's OOL CLEANING
Taking the P out of your pool.
Taking the P out of your pool.
mr sunshine
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XXX pool services
dannyboy602
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I was just gonna say that.
Cool Pool
Tsunami Salami (Pool cleaning and cold cuts)
Five Dick's Pool Service (a take off on Five Guys hamburgers)
Don't drown while I'm around
I'd rather be fishing Pool Cleaning
Sorry I didn't know that was your wife Pool Cleaning
Mary had a little clam Pool Service
Dam heats gettin to me
dannyboy602
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...and for gay clients I'd rather be fishing could be
I'd rather be fisting
I'd rather be fisting
I like the first one, clean, elegant
Singlemalt
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Sir Napsalot
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The Beatles
dannyboy602
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Cuz I sorta like the second one. First one says "water" to me not pool. Like a water softening thing idk. Second one says swimming obviously. And I think it should be Happy Pool singular. Not pools plural. And I think the little swimmer dude should have a cocktail on the side of the pool or in his hand. Or a gun. Yes, that's it a gun in his hand. Because doesn't everyone swim with a gun in their hands? If that's too Republican he could be texting on his I Phone. Or eating a Cheeto or smoking crack. Just don't make it a black swimmer smoking crack because that could be misconstrued as racist. Then Uncle Buck would have a field day. He hates racists.
