My marijuana is fire retardant!

I cant get my weed to stay lit! I have a dealer and he usually gets pretty good mids. That's what I can afford. I have complained and took a few bags back to exchange but he got pounds of this shit. Is it not cured right? Its dry and not compressed and appears fine but when i light the joint cause thats the way i usually smoke MJ it wont stay lit for shit!!!! Also I have some good called CK. Anyone know what strain that is? Here is a pic of stuff that wont stay lit

Maybe you suck at rolling joints? That's my best guess.

I roll joints all the time no sucking here. I never have any problem until I got this. Why does every one give such smart ass answers? I thought we all get high here to cure the ass whole syndrome!

Prolly too moist, not finished curing. Did it gum up your grinder?

CK is the latest craze. It's short for cock. People jizz on it. That's why it don't stay lit. Get a bong and take some cock to the dome.

It does look wet! Were are the trichomes? Lol does it hold shape if you squeeze it?

benton OG said:

I roll joints all the time no sucking here. I never have any problem until I got this. Why does every one give such smart ass answers? I thought we all get high here to cure the ass whole syndrome!

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Because...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Saying funny shit in a dickish manner is fucking hilarious, and very entertaining for the rest if us to read.



Are you NOT entertained? Is this not why you are here????

Singlemalt said:

Prolly too moist, not finished curing. Did it gum up your grinder?

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It gums up when I smoke but not so much that I cant smoke like the good stuff. Its very weird.

SPLFreak808 said:

It does look wet! Were are the trichomes? Lol does it hold shape if you squeeze it?

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Mids is what it is. It does not hold shape its very dry. this is Mids not CK. The CK smokes perfect. I think its from the afghan strain.

Yessica... said:

Because...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Saying funny shit in a dickish manner is fucking hilarious, and very entertaining for the rest if us to read.

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Are you NOT entertained? Is this not why you are here????

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I m here to figure out why my weed is flame retardant.

I figured it was not dried properly or cured. Its not just certain buds in the bag because I have bought 2 oz of this so far. It does the trick but wont stay lit for shit

benton OG said:

I m here to figure out why my weed is flame retardant.

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There's a really big grow section for that.

Tote n talk is like LORD OF THE FLIES.

Or like a sleeper hold. Protect your anooose.

Some people will help you. Most will say something about semen.

Hahahah. I'm often the latter.

Although I really like new people. No offence meant. I even liked all your shit!

Hello, I'm Yessica...

Yessica... said:

There's a really big grow section for that.

Tote n talk is like LORD OF THE FLIES.

Or like a sleeper hold. Protect your anooose.

Some people will help you. Most will say something about semen.

Hahahah. I'm often the latter.

Although I really like new people. No offence meant. I even liked all your shit!

Hello, I'm Yeasica...

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well okay, I guess I can handle that! Thanks for being the latter one. And if thats a real picture of you, your very cute but that does not mean i want to fuck hahaha

benton OG said:

well okay, I guess I can handle that! Thanks for being the latter one. And if thats a real picture of you, your very cute but that does not mean i want to fuck hahaha

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give me time. I'll grow on you like a fungus...

If it bugs you that much, turn it to a tincture or a butter

Yessica... said:

Because...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Saying funny shit in a dickish manner is fucking hilarious, and very entertaining for the rest if us to read.

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Are you NOT entertained? Is this not why you are here????

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by the way Im an undertaker fan

Singlemalt said:

If it bugs you that much, turn it to a tincture or a butter

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yes I would love to but It would be my first and I dont want to mess up. Youtube makes it look easy. I kknow you bake weed for 10-15 min then you put in a bowl and crockpot cook for an hour while stirring in the butter or milk. then strain

Yessica... said:

Saying funny shit in a dickish manner is fucking hilarious,

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Haha damn right.

benton OG said:

yes I would love to but It would be my first and I dont want to mess up. Youtube makes it look easy. I kknow you bake weed for 10-15 min then you put in a bowl and crockpot cook for an hour while stirring in the butter or milk. then strain

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Its super easy. You'll never learn if you don't just try it.