My dick hurts

Sometimes when I have a headache I take an aspirin. In the dick I mean, like a headache in the lower head, not an aspirin in the dick to solve a headache. It happens every time I fap and don't take a piss right after. When I piss right after this allows me to go again sooner without getting fap cramps in the shaft or headaches. I've increased my ability to fap three times as much per day since I've started using this technique. I've heard of edging but I call this the rinse and repeat method. This method really help's with nut lockout, especially when showing sign's of epididymal hypertension (blue balls). The plants seem to really like it. I've noticed a dramatic increase in yield.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

https://www.rollitup.org/t/no-increased-yield-using-seimen-help.692958/
^They must be using the wrong technique.

My plants are doing Grrreat! with this method. I feel like Tony the tiger because of all these frosted flakes. Or no even better. We will teach Kanye how to spitz, and then I don't even have to get out of bed. Maybe we can call this The Tiger Blood method. @chuck estevez Are you game to try this? Take one for the team CS?

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Try the other hand.
 
what's so special about today is I almost died on March 4th when a lady rear ended me on the freeway going 70 mhp and it broke my neck and jaw
Glad your're back and growing strong man....!
sounds like you had a close call. That's a lot of recovering in a short period of time... Ur serious right? I only bestow my blessings on the serious Lol.
Happy -belated- Birthday peace:leaf:
 
Nice Sand Mulch. I def do that on my smaller plants during the summer when there's more insects.

haha yeah someone accused me of having a dildo sticking out of my medium. My come back was to say it is a fertility statue. The little watering worm thing.
 
haha yeah someone accused me of having a dildo sticking out of my medium. My come back was to say it is a fertility statue. The little watering worm thing.
Naw man it's cool if you want each of your plants to have their own dildo. What's in the gnatnix.... sand and cedar?
 
Its calcium carbonate and crushed recycled glass, that's been baked or something and it forms these tiny porous rock looking formations.
The twatering worm has always looked looked like a sad dick looking up at me when I water. I'm always looking at it thinking, Yeah, I want to get my dick wet too buddy, I know what you're going through.

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I was gonna ask too, but after reading the last part, I THINK she means it 'hurts so good', not 'it hurts him'.:clap:
Uh huh! :hump:
@lahadaextranjera yes please go into detail, we're all slow here, pictures would help also
I've often said I'm so happy it hurts! I'll see what I can find! ;)
I don't think pictures would help that much, maybe you could upload some HD video of everything. Make sure you use a decent mic too.
If I'm not getting a home made dildo kit completed for Xmas then you certainly ain't getting any videos! :lol:
 
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