My Craigslist Ad for sex

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #1

I need a distraction. Does this look ok? You get my pic too, so a two-fer. Feel free to reply.


http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/4845800466.html

Older Man Seeks The Most Nasty BBW - m4w - 45 (PDX Metro Area)

age : 45 body : big height : 6'0" occupation : sexual performer status : widowed
drugs : sometimes interests : Sex all day.



This older man,45, is the horniest, randiest, nasty dude searching for a specific BBW in this local area. BBW person-I ask if you have an out of control sex drive and you are either constantly thinking about sex or are fucking/sucking all the time, then we need to chat. I know you ate out there. Don't hide. Come out and be proud. Join me in some of the most fun and nasty sex ever. Even if you are married-lets get together and fuck.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

 

Last edited: Jan 13, 2015

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #2

+ rep; it's Clayton and he's frisky!

 

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #3

I'd hit it

 

sunni

Administrator

Staff member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #4

hhaha omg

 

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #5

On a scale of 1-10...hes a strong 2

 

Gary Goodson

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #6

What's up Clayton? You are a damn fool! My side is hurting over here from laughing so much.

How many hits you got so far?

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #7

ChingOwn said:

I'd hit it

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Oh snap! Looks like ol Clayton's got a taker.

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #8

This chick hit me up but she doesn;t do married guys.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/4845921464.html

Looking for a good time.. bored and lonely! - w4m - 26 (Longview)

age : 26 body : curvy height : 5'3" (160cm)status : single



Just looking to see who's out there today.. Willing and able.. me.. looking for a nice but serious man! Lets have some fun today!!

 

skunkd0c

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #9

ClaytonBigsby said:

This chick hit me up but she doesn;t do married guys.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/4845921464.html

Looking for a good time.. bored and lonely! - w4m - 26 (Longview)




age : 26 body : curvy height : 5'3" (160cm)status : single



Just looking to see who's out there today.. Willing and able.. me.. looking for a nice but serious man! Lets have some fun today!!

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lol you went fishing for poon with a harpoon gun it seems

throw it back in the sea ?

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #10

Diabolical666 said:

On a scale of 1-10...hes a strong 2

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I'm right hear. I can hear you....

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #11

 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #12

Dude I'll be shocked if you don't get at least a few fly honeys tryin' to put some skanky stanky on the Bigsby hanger steak tonight!

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #13

The way she's got that leg kicked back just perks my pecker

 

Singlemalt

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #14

 

panhead

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #15

Damm bro i need the number to your hair stylist , the Gary Busey look your sportin is the shit .

 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #16

Sorry, Clayton; dose testing another tincture batch

 

dannyboy602

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #17

Hey my neighbor has a rottweiler in heat...if you're not doin nuttin.

 

Jimmyjonestoo

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• Jan 13, 2015

• #18

Gary Goodson said:

The way she's got that leg kicked back just perks my pecker

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Hahahahaha perks my pecker. Jesus Christ I'm dying.

 

rory420420

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #19

That bitch obviously don't finish anything..doors and drawers left open,cups in the bathtub,half her grimace costume on...

Think she'll satisfy,or leave you hanging?

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2015

• #20

rory420420 said:

That bitch obviously don't finish anything..doors and drawers left open,cups in the bathtub,half her grimace costume on...

Think she'll satisfy,or leave you hanging?

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I know you're not talking about big mama jama!! Shit if Clayton doesn't get it in I'll fux the shit outta the crease in the back of that leg til the mushroom turns purple!!