Mocking Michelle Obama on SNL?

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What if 'Saturday Night Live'
mocked Michelle Obama?
[FONT=Palatino,][SIZE=+1]Pat Buchanan lays out myriad examples[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=+1][FONT=Palatino,]of journalists following their new leader [/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]Posted: October 23, 2008[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]7:17 pm Eastern[/SIZE]

[FONT=Palatino,]By Patrick J. Buchanan[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Perhaps the only institution in America whose approval rating is beneath that of Congress is the media.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Both have won their reputations the hard way. They earned them.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Consider the fawning indulgence shown insider Joe Biden with the dripping contempt visited on outsider Sarah Palin.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Twice last weekend, Biden grimly warned at closed-door meetings that a great crisis is coming early in the term of President Obama:[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]"Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. ... Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said … we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]A "generated crisis"? By whom? Moscow? Beijing? Tehran?[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]This is an astonishing statement from a chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee who has access to the same intelligence as George Bush. Joe was warning of a crisis like the Berlin Wall of July 1961, where JFK called for a tripling of the draft and ordered a call-up of reserves, or the missile crisis where U.S. pilots like John McCain were minutes away from bombing nuclear missile sites in Cuba and killing the Russians manning them.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Is Russia about to move on the Crimea? Is Israel about to launch air strikes on Iran's nuclear sites? What is Joe talking about?[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]If one assumes Joe is a serious man, we have a right to know.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Instead, what we got was Obama's airy dismissal of Joe's words as a "rhetorical flourish" and a media – rather than demanding that Joe hold a press conference – acting as Obama surrogates parroting the talking points that Joe was just saying that new presidents always face tests.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Had John McCain made that hair-raising statement, he would have been accused of fear mongering about a new 9/11. The media would have run with the story rather than have smothered it.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Contrasting McCain with his hero, Joe declared a few weeks back, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and ... said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Nice historical reference. Except when the market crashed in 1929, Hoover was president, and there was no television.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Can one imagine what the press would have done to Sarah Palin had she exhibited such ignorance of history. Or Dan Quayle?[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Joe gets a pass because everybody likes Joe.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Fine. But Joe also has a record of 36 years in the Senate.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Has anyone ever asked Joe about his own and his party's role in cutting off aid to South Vietnam, leading to the greatest strategic defeat in U.S. history and the Cambodian holocaust? Has anyone ever asked Joe about the role he and his party played in working to block Reagan's deployment of Pershing missiles in Europe, and SDI, which Gorbachev concedes broke the Soviets and won the Cold War?[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]In the most crucial vote he ever cast – to give Bush a blank check for war in Iraq – Joe concedes he got it wrong.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Is Joe's record of having been wrong on Vietnam, wrong in the Cold War, wrong on the Iraq war, less important than whether Sarah Palin tried to get fired a rogue-cop brother-in-law who Tasered her 10-year-old nephew to "teach him a lesson"?[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]"I've forgotten more about foreign policy than most of my colleagues know," says Joe humbly. Given his record, it is understandable Joe has forgotten so much of it.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Saturday, the New York Times did a takeout on Cindy McCain that delved back into her problem with prescription pills. Yet when Hillary's campaign manager, Mark Penn, brought up Obama's cocaine use on "Hardball," he was savaged by folks for whom the Times is the gold standard.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]The people apparently had a "right to know" of Bush's old DUI arrest a week before the 2000 election, but no right to know about how and when Obama was engaged in the criminal use of cocaine.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]The media cannot get enough of the "Saturday Night Live" impersonations of Palin as a bubblehead. News shows pick up the Tina Fey clips and run them and run them to the merriment of all.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Can one imagine "Saturday Night Live" doing weekly send-ups of Michelle Obama and her "I've never been proud" of my country, this "just downright mean" America, using a black comedienne to mimic and mock her voice and accent?[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]"Saturday Night Live" would be facing hate-crime charges.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]How do we know? When the New Yorker ran a cartoon of Michelle in an Angela-Davis afro with an AK-47 slung over her shoulder, New Yorker editors had to go on national television to swear they were not mocking Michelle, but the conservatives who have so caricatured Michelle and the Messiah.[/FONT]

[FONT=Palatino,]Is there a media double standard? You betcha.[/FONT]
 
Michelle Obama,



man would that be a funny SNL skit.


lol i can see it now. dis is da first time I am proud of amerika. just cuz me hubby wanna be pres-o-dent.






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Yeah. Reverse racism is a bitch, isn't it?

But seriously, Sarah Palin is low hanging fruit as far as satirists are concerned. Michelle Obama would be much more difficult to impersonate.
 
Yeah. Reverse racism is a bitch, isn't it?

But seriously, Sarah Palin is low hanging fruit as far as satirists are concerned. Michelle Obama would be much more difficult to impersonate.


maybe in your liberal world barto, bongsmilie
 
Well, that would be good, and then they could parody Mccains wife,

AND Palin's HUSBAND, who is a complete dolt. :bigjoint:

:mrgreen:
 
wait...

so this is a

"what if SNL made fun of this, or what if SNL made fun of that thread?"
 
Yeah. Reverse racism is a bitch, isn't it?

But seriously, Sarah Palin is low hanging fruit as far as satirists are concerned. Michelle Obama would be much more difficult to impersonate.

There is no such thing as reverse racism. Its just plain racism.

Doesn't matter if its a white hating on black, or vise versa. Its all the same ugly thing.
 
Although I think Pat Buchannon is as much a waste of space as Rush Limbaugh (minus the pain killer addiction) I do think a Michelle Obamaparody would be funny. The problem is she is not running for office (unlike Sarah Palin) and while you may disagree with what she says she speaks in complete and coherent sentences (unlike Sarah Palin) and she typically doesn't do anything that would lend itself to a comedic parody (unlike Sarah Palin). What is most ironic about this thread is that the SNL skit of the Palin/Couric interview required few changes to Palin's actual responses, they were idiotic enough already to be funny as hell and get SNL the kind of ratings it hasn't enjoyed in over a decade.
 
how much does cindy mccain spend on pills a day. more than 3 of those lunches im sure. but oh thats right she gets them from the army for free.
 
Right...Cindy McCain's biggest dilemma is choosing which of her 13 homes she would like to sleep in tonight as transportation is a non-issue since she has a private jet. If John McCain weren't a borderline geriatric feeb he would know he has 13 homes but he is apparently blissfully ignorant of that fact.
 
13 homes. 13 homes. 13 homes. just let it settle in. i have to take a deep breath after hearing stuff like this. Im working my ass off to support an apartment and a grow. this asshole has 13 homes, a trophy wife thats worth billions of dollars, and thats not enough, he wants to fatten his pockets even more by running the country. Whoever votes for this man is seriously retarded and clearly not thinking about reality and what the true average american is living with. and ok obama isnt poor, but my god pill popping mccains are worth billions. not even in the same league. so again, the man who divorced his wife for a model worth millions, literally left his first wife because she wasnt pretty enough.. then uses his wifes billions to run for president. what a great man. what a shame.

and lets not forget how smart he is. mccain was what LAST in his class at the naval academy. what a great soldier. he also got caught. LOL. they caught his ass, how smart he is. and when everything was over and they were like hey dumb guy go home, he said no, Im waiting for the media, im going to be a celebrity, and my oh my did his plan work. he got home, married a celebrity worthy wife as #1 wasnt up to cut. and here we are today, millions of PILLS later.
 
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