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One of the adventures of working trauma surgery was what you would find in the crevices, not to mention the selection and state of underwear.
Singlemalt
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My old Sicilian grandmother told her kids and her grandkids to always wear fresh clean underwear everyday,
"because, you might get into an accident and doctors will notice dirty underwear".
She actually thought about shit like that lol
"because, you might get into an accident and doctors will notice dirty underwear".
She actually thought about shit like that lol
We actually laughed about that. It seems it was a common experience. If anything significant happens your clean underwear can become dirty, rapidly and we never dissected to see which came first the trauma or the soil.
Singlemalt
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She had another one : remember as a little kid when you learned how to intentionally cross your eyes. We cousins would goof around and do it; Grandma would get pissed and demand we not do it ever again because "someone could slap you on the back and your eyes get permanently stuck in the cross-eyed way, forever!". Notice the theme; effectively, always act normal, cuz misfortune is always around and will fuck you up when you least expect it and then the rest of the world will know you were acting the fool. She had a million of these little do's/don'ts
Anytime I'd make a face I'd get told, "What if it sticks that way?" I remember asking, "How could that happen?" No answer was forthcoming. Interesting yours gave you a cause. That would have engendered some concern, as it was I dismissed it as adult drivel.
Singlemalt
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I suspect she gave reasons/causes because of her superstitions/catholic guilt. It was as if the "fates"/god/powers that be always know what you're up to and will fuck you if you aen't doing it proper.
I'm sure you are right
