Oh Fin. Sir Shagmeister.
Herr Doktor Flossenzottig, I must confess and bare the very depths of my fail to you. My sense of honor and duty to my illustrious alma mater, the exalted Central Joisey Community College, demands it.
Y'see, I have been testing one of the principles that you in your selfless pursuit of spreading the hempish Gospel have presented to us here.
Some time ago, I set a batch of a CBD-rich extract to digest with a fractional drop of sulfuric acid in doubly-distilled ethanol. Nothing happened. Then I upped the acid to three entire quaking drops and refluxed the mixture.
The Beam's test went from quite positive to negative. The CBD was converted.
So last night I smoke-tested my new Flossenzottig Medical Grade Extract. I got muy muy stoned.
Truly I must publicly right the wrong i have done you. You, Herr Doktor, had it right. I hope that you will accept this abject apologia from one of your first and most steadfast fans on Riu. I salute you, Cannabis Warrior.