Marijuana Causes Bad Stomach Problems, Etc.

spandy

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Anyone else have a problem. 1v1? I kick your ass at halo 3 bitch, throw down my name is gorilla killa 69 weed not a virgin big dick 22305782435072409742092352038520

hit me up you wanna (I said all this in my head in my best chinese person, you know the slant eyed ones, well in their voice when they try to speak english, alot of them are ninjas I think if that helps so you know who they are, oh they don't drive well either and I think a bomb from like 50 years ago made them all have smaller than average weenisses, just what I heard and again trying to help you know exactly what voice I made in my head).
 

spandy

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and this pencil sharpener, and this stapler, and fuck lets take all his degrees and clip its off the wall and hide them from him, wonder who he'll blame. just so you guys know, spandy washed dishes during college, what a fucking loser!!! apparently he wasn't getting paid to suck his boy friends dick!!! oh man if his wife knew, she'd leave him and go for me
 

BigBudzzzz

Active Member
I understand what you folks are saying but I guess none of you clicked onto the link and read the thread. I know it's weird, but it happened to me. I know it's true. I hads a colonoscopy last January and all I was good. You guys can debunk it if you like, but I've had first hand experience. I posted this to help the few folks that might have problems with it in the future. Most meds come from things that grow naturally in nature: plants, roots, flowers, bark, seed, etc, etc. they all have side effects to some....Just remember what I posted if you have problems in the future...
Been having some issues here the last 6 months or so and getting ready to go thru the upper/lower GI thing. Thanks for posting this thread. I have read the link and much of it sounds just like the sumptoms i have been having. Tomrrow i am going to forward this to my doctor and have a serious discussion with him.

FUCK WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAY's YOU HELP ME, Thank you. :eyesmoke:

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Until tonight I never thought my stomach issues could be from me smoking.
 

Harrekin

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And if you think MJ is giving you stomach problems you're a fucking retard... No offense, just science says "no".
 

ANC

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ANY smokeing is bad for the stomach.
Smokeing pot on an empty stomach is especialy bad news.

It triggers stomach acid release, and in the case of cigarettes the tar and slime you swallow is also quite acidic.

I've had stomach problems most of my life, and I only recently (about the last year), got a grip by cutting out ALL soda (was quite easy despite being pretty much raised on the crap), second most important thing was caffeine.
Was quite hard to find a decent decaf coffee, I settled on Jakobs day and night, its thick and creamy like cacao almost.
 

Orithil

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Pot is smoked to counteract just about every thing you stated. It's much more likely that you got abducted by aliens and they implanted something deep in your anus.

I'm also a long time sufferer from just about everything there and smokeing is about the only thing that helps me. when i run out i eat maybe one meal every 3 or so days.
This. If I stop smoking I can't eat and what I do manage do get down doesn't get digested right, and I start losing weight. But not in that healthy "you look nice" way, in that 60 pounds in a month OMG you're dying way.
 

WeedKillsBrainCells

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Man I had the worst fucking stomach pains in my life. I'm 5'10 ANd 11 stone 9 pounds (not converting for amerifags) and don't eat much. Friday nights I have a large kebab routinely and I usually just about finish it feeling bloated but sometimes not. Anyway got so high once I ordered extra large. Half way in my body was saying stop but I slowly ate through the whole thing. Pile of chips, pile of meat. For a skinny guy who's not a big food lover it was the worst mistake ever. For the next 2 hours, and it was at night, I was hunched over in pain. Hunching over on the shitter. Overeating while stoned should have it's own public service announcement, was fukin terrible
 

sso

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hmm, not all pot ive tried, was good for the stomach (neverr made it worse, but some just dont help)
 
A lot of people on here are very ignorant about things they do not know for fact. In fact, people are actually being mean because they think they are sooo right. The thing is, I, along with many others, do in fact have stomach problems due to smoking weed and ingesting weed. It might sound ridiculous i know, because it did to me at first too. But its true. I have been a daily smoker for 5 years now and just recently did i start having these problems. At first the doctors said it was a stomach ulcer and i should fix my diet. I ate raw foods for a week to cleanse myself, and day by day re-introduced certain food groups back into my diet. This didn't help at all, and my pains only proceeded while I continued to eat the healthiest diet i knew how. It wasn't until recently that i couldn't stand the pain anymore (had it for 6 months), and decided to see if the pot was the issue. It was in fact the issue, and I no longer have pains at all, and can eat whatever the hell i want. So please, unless you have first hand expierance with this, don't act like its not possible. I also never drink, smoke cigarettes, or anything that isn't natural. SO PLEASE STOP BEING KNOW IT ALLS, YOUR WRONG.
 

BA142

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lol this is laughable. My stomach would be in constant pain WITHOUT mj...

If cannabis causes stomach problems then why do so many Crohns/Colitis patients use it? I've been pharmaceutical free for +4 years using only MMJ and my stomach has never been as healthy. My colonoscopy results were squeaky clean after using only cannabis to medicate my ulcerative colitis
 

toddzilla

Member
Ease up people. We don't know why they suffer stomach pain. I do know of a friend who doesn't use mj, that had a terrible stomach problem linked to preservatives. She ate a lot of fast food salads and thought she was being as healthy as one can while eating fast food. Turns out that she was eating salad a lot and building up chemical levels in her stomach. Changed the diet and problem went away. I had a stomach problem that turned out to be the coffee I was drinking. I quit and problem went away. Good luck to the ones suffering.
 
I know that weed helps millions more than it hurts, but in some odd situations it can hurt. Trust me I wanted nothing more than to have it not be the weed. It made no sense to me in any way, considering I've smoked for years and have always preached its remedies. But in my case, and a few others, it does hurt rather than heal. So please, one more time, why are you being mean about things you know nothing about, and just putting in your experience with how weed has never hurt your stomach. I hear what your saying, but in this case it does not help. So do not call this "laughable".
 

Pat the stoner

New Member
lol this is laughable. My stomach would be in constant pain WITHOUT mj...

If cannabis causes stomach problems then why do so many Crohns/Colitis patients use it? I've been pharmaceutical free for +4 years using only MMJ and my stomach has never been as healthy. My colonoscopy results were squeaky clean after using only cannabis to medicate my ulcerative colitis
When I dont smoke , I cant eat . My stomach would be going crazy day and night .
 
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