man eating vagina..

Wait, the title of the the thread is Man Eating Vagina, but everyone is talking about where you stuck your dick. Wassup wit dat?
 
I'd have to say in a woman's hand. I've had several occasions of being fondled by straight women during parties. I even had a group of "girls" hold me down and strip me naked.
 
I expected to see a picture of me...




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i had a girlfriend once who confessed to enticing her cat to eat her by laying ham on her vagina, the cat would just lay there and lick....

serious!!
 
Weirdest places are a ladies bottom and an orange with a hole on it.. The bottom was much nicer :P

I used to do lots of chemistry experiments back when I was 14 and I bought two massive syringes for my collection one day. I was playing with these things before I used them, connecting them together with plastic tube and making hydraulics & pneumatics... Then I took the plunger out of one of them and shortly after I inserted my dick in one of the syringes :D

Next I`m sat jerking on the plunger of one syringe looking at my dick plastered on the walls of the other one :O hahahaha
 
ive even got room on my hard drive if you wanna share a pet themed home-movie...

Lol no. I wonder some times if it's to do with my therianthropy, but male dogs are often very sexually interested I me. I had an embarrassing moment on the bus when someone's pit bull (this dog came up to waist height!) got a bit over excited when I was scratching behind his ears and stroking him. The next
minute he was stood on his hind legs, thrusting away while I was pinned by his front laws to the bus seat. His owner sat there like an idiot for about 10 seconds before reacting... It's embarrassing when I visit friends and their dog becomes obsessed with me, following me around, barking at people who get too close or checking me out. I daren't do anything with a dog though. When guys put their dicks in something weird it's cool; when girls put something unusual in them it is slutty *shrugs*
 
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