Maid stole my dildo

billhilly

billhilly

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haven't been around much past few days and I come back to this... I love this crazy place and all the fucked up people!
 
Commander Strax

Commander Strax

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you don't normally see a lot of action in the second hand sex toy market. Sounds like your maid is a real player, you may wanna ask her is you can share it! WIN WIN
 
bowlfullofbliss

bowlfullofbliss

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What the heck is going on around here these days. I read this as it's a woman and am now realizing this is a dude.

Gross man. Come on now. Time to grow up.
 
Nether Region

Nether Region

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For a forum of potheads, you folks sure are a hateful lot. You seem to read just enough to jump to your own wild conclusions and judgements. I have read about the abusive nature of this site on other pot forums where I have been a member for years. A bunch of jackals here. Strangely I am drawn to your ire. Your ignorance and intolerance is amusing.

The dildo was made from a cast of a lover who died 10 years ago of AIDS. The cast is gone. Thanks for all of the hateful comments.

[video=youtube;Yky4QtRX_DI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yky4QtRX_DI[/video]
 
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Bombur

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Nether Region said:
For a forum of potheads, you folks sure are a hateful lot. You seem to read just enough to jump to your own wild conclusions and judgements. I have read about the abusive nature of this site on other pot forums where I have been a member for years. A bunch of jackals here. Strangely I am drawn to your ire. Your ignorance and intolerance is amusing.

The dildo was made from a cast of a lover who died 10 years ago of AIDS. The cast is gone. Thanks for all of the hateful comments.

[video=youtube;Yky4QtRX_DI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yky4QtRX_DI[/video]
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I totally believe you. You are a cool guy. Everyone likes you.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Nether Region said:
The dildo was made from a cast of a lover who died 10 years ago of AIDS. The cast is gone. Thanks for all of the hateful comments.

[video=youtube;Yky4QtRX_DI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yky4QtRX_DI[/video]
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well my maid died so how does that feel.
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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Nether Region said:
For a forum of potheads, you folks sure are a hateful lot. You seem to read just enough to jump to your own wild conclusions and judgements. I have read about the abusive nature of this site on other pot forums where I have been a member for years. A bunch of jackals here. Strangely I am drawn to your ire. Your ignorance and intolerance is amusing.

The dildo was made from a cast of a lover who died 10 years ago of AIDS. The cast is gone. Thanks for all of the hateful comments.
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Some useful information omitted from the original text, something that might have swayed a few replies...then again this is TnT
 
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gioua

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gonna have to be clearing out the search history after finding these gems







perhaps it was not the maid






dont buy that they dont grow on trees





 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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It was in the sock drawer after all. Probably disappeared into some other dimension that socks disappear to?
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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I think you might be too narrowly thinking about this. There are more options that the maid. Perhaps your lover had another lover who knew about the casting and always coveted it. Or, your lover's ghost cannot rest without his cock (this option doesn't even require surreptitious entry.) Maybe a neighbor who really likes Teddy Pendergast had his attention drawn to your windows months ago and thinks you're hawt. There are millions of possibilities. Why do people always blame the maids? If it doesn't come back, it wasn't meant to be.
 
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