Lucky me, you suckers!

kelly4

Well-Known Member

• Jun 13, 2018

• #1

A guy just offered to sell me a bag of Bitcoins for $1000, being the smart business man that I am, I Jewed him down to $300.

Man, what a dumb fuck! He is selling bags of bitcoins without even knowing what they’re worth.

 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member

• Jun 13, 2018

• #2

Do they look like poker chips?

 

kelly4

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• Jun 13, 2018

• #3

Chunky Stool said:

Do they look like poker chips?

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Not really, but I once bought some sweet poker chips from this dude at a garage sale. I gave him $5 per chip, even for all of the ones marked 25 on them. What a fool.

I’m holding on to those for investment purposes.

 

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member

• Jun 13, 2018

• #4

Just don't leave them out in the sun. The last time I bought some Bitcoins they melted and got chocolate all over my car seat.

 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member

• Jun 13, 2018

• #5

I'm rich, biatch!

 

tyler.durden

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• Jun 13, 2018

• #6

 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Jun 13, 2018

• #7

Bitcoin suckers, you suckers!


SH420

 

Sir Napsalot

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• Jun 13, 2018

• #8

I Hindued a guy down on some basmati

 

Sir Napsalot

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• Jun 13, 2018

• #9

I Hare Krishna-ed a dude out of some incense and Catholiced another guy on a mackerel deal

 

kelly4

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #10

Sir Napsalot said:

I Hare Krishna-ed a dude out of some incense and Catholiced another guy on a mackerel deal

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You should try to Jahova someone once. It will change your life.

Just make sure not to Jew a Jahova.

 

dannyboy602

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #11

I Iured a bunch of Mormon boys back to my place by telling them I was Joseph Smith.

 

tyler.durden

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #12

dannyboy602 said:

I Iured a bunch of Mormon boys back to my place by telling them I was Joseph Smith.

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You know what they say - when you're Joseph Smith, it's good to Bring'em Young...

 

Singlemalt

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #13

tyler.durden said:

You know what they say - when you're Joseph Smith, it's good to Bring'em Young...

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LOL

 

tyler.durden

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #14

DB got them all (rosetta) stoned before revealing his magic underwear...

 

kelly4

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• Jun 14, 2018

• #15

tyler.durden said:

DB got them all (rosetta) stoned before revealing his magic underwear...

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Did he also bring Krispy Kreme’s?

 

Jimmyjonestoo

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• Jun 15, 2018

• #16

dannyboy602 said:

I Iured a bunch of Mormon boys back to my place by telling them I was Joseph Smith.

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If you can talk someone into being Mormon you can probably talk them into some gay sex. - My man, Joe Rogan.