Lucky me, you suckers!

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by kelly4, Jun 13, 2018.

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    kelly4

    kelly4 Well-Known Member

    A guy just offered to sell me a bag of Bitcoins for $1000, being the smart business man that I am, I Jewed him down to $300.

    Man, what a dumb fuck! He is selling bags of bitcoins without even knowing what they’re worth.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Do they look like poker chips? :eyesmoke:
     
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    kelly4

    kelly4 Well-Known Member

    Not really, but I once bought some sweet poker chips from this dude at a garage sale. I gave him $5 per chip, even for all of the ones marked 25 on them. What a fool.

    I’m holding on to those for investment purposes.
     
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    Blue Wizard

    Blue Wizard Well-Known Member

    Just don't leave them out in the sun. The last time I bought some Bitcoins they melted and got chocolate all over my car seat.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    I'm rich, biatch! :hump:
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

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    shrxhky420

    shrxhky420 Well-Known Member

    Bitcoin suckers, you suckers!

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    SH420
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    I Hindued a guy down on some basmati
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    I Hare Krishna-ed a dude out of some incense and Catholiced another guy on a mackerel deal
     
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    kelly4

    kelly4 Well-Known Member

    You should try to Jahova someone once. It will change your life.

    Just make sure not to Jew a Jahova.
     
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    dannyboy602

    dannyboy602 Well-Known Member

    I Iured a bunch of Mormon boys back to my place by telling them I was Joseph Smith.
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member


    You know what they say - when you're Joseph Smith, it's good to Bring'em Young...
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    LOL
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    DB got them all (rosetta) stoned before revealing his magic underwear...
     
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    kelly4

    kelly4 Well-Known Member

    Did he also bring Krispy Kreme’s?
     
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    Jimmyjonestoo

    Jimmyjonestoo Well-Known Member

    If you can talk someone into being Mormon you can probably talk them into some gay sex. - My man, Joe Rogan.
     
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