Just wanted to get high - Instead I sat on a pair of pliers

So I was in a really downer mood last night and I fell asleep and awoke in an even worse mood this afternoon. So I try to get comfortable and break out a tiny little Vial bubbler and pack it up. After packing the bowl, I decide I've spotted an engineering flaw which could be easily corrected and enhance the smoking quality of the pipe. So I fished out a pair of pliers from my tool bag in order to pull the stem in deeper and closer to the source of the smoke. For whatever reason, I had pulled to far and now needed to pull it in the opposite direction to right it. I stood up and walked over to my trash can ,I forget why. But when I came back and plopped down on my couch for my first hit, I ended up sitting on a pair of needlenose pliers that had been lodged between to cushions and propped straight up. It felt like I'd been shocked in the ass by a tazer. I took up expecting to see a porcuppine underneath me and instead I saw the two serrated grips staring back at me perfectly straight.

Ouch. That doesnt look too fun.

Ouch... not a good thing...

Damn that looks like it really hurts. Ouchy. I would still get a tetanus shot, you never know. Good luck.

shitty shitty

that's no bueno

Did it hit ya in the brown gromet or just the cheek .

what happened to your hand then? i thought they got ya in the arse.

AHahahah....brown grommet! I never thought of the tetanus though....I appreciate and fully sympathize with your situation.

My hand was bloody because the first thought I had was "Oh no, I hit an artery!" because there was a ton of blood coming out. I used my hand to apply pressure.

man dude... im sorry to hear.
that fucking sucks. OUCH

Duece.

Kinda personal, but did it .. "penetrate you" in a violating way .. or just stab you?

Mmmm... penetration.

Kinda like a pain in the ass

I feel very bad for you! I would go to the docter to get that one check out! If it got you right in the anus it could do some serious damage. embarrsing doctors appointment yes, But better safe than sorry

WHOLLY FUCKIN' SHIT!

This was a butt cheek trauma. No prison love going on round here.

phew! You got me worried! I am glad your still an anal virgin!! It would have been a real bummer if you lost your ass virginity to a pair of needlenose. are you feeling better? whats the damage assesment. sorry bout the ass jokes

you'll feel better when it quits hurting