Jaw Wired Shut: ::repost::

.........I left a lot out.
I'm trying to be good.

nongreenthumb said:

You forgot to mention the fact that he's ginger!!!!

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nongreenthumb said:

You forgot to mention the fact that he's ginger!!!!

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What's a ginger? Is it like a Mary? are you calling him a skirt? I wanna know, this whole thread is weird...lol. Is he home from school yet? You know when I was in high school I didn't get to bang any strippers, especially not two at once. I don't think I ever would have made it past the first girl at that point in my penis' young life.

Lacy said:

What I am saying is if he has this kind of an attitude about women, mix that with too much alcohol and his brain....

You can more easily fill in the missing blanks.

The story is more like:

I went to this party, got really sh*tfaced drunk, tried to have my way with a couple of women and got my ass kicked.

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That's it! You've hit the nail straight on the head. The two women were these guys' girlfriends. He kept harrassing them, and the boyfriends came over and dished out a beating.

I see your point. With his attitude to women he naturally assumed they were merely playing hard to get.

Gygax1974 said:

Is it like a Mary?

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What's a mary?

I think a Mary is the same thing as a Nancy

Pretty much YES!
I'm not sure what he assumed but to be at a party and get his jaw broken by some kids(his words) while the rest of the party just carried on, sounds unrealistic, to say the least.

Not knowing what the truth is because he was too drunk to know, just made it up as he went along to save face.

Yes maybe I'm reading into it but..I don't knoowwwwwww

He sounds like the kind of dude I wouldn't want to meet.
And I'm not the paris hilton stuck up type.

Not that anyone asked for my opnion but he put it out there.

skunkushybrid said:

That's it! You've hit the nail straight on the head. The two women were these guys' girlfriends. He kept harrassing them, and the boyfriends came over and dished out a beating.

I see your point. With his attitude to women he naturally assumed they were merely playing hard to get.

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Yes it is Mary and Nancy are the same, it's like telling a guy to take off his skirt...lol.

Or pick up his purse and go home, or take his tampon out and quit crying about it.....

Erniedytn said:

I think a Mary is the same thing as a Nancy

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I had a feeling that's what it was, just had to be sure.

I didn't know either but was too scared to ask.

skunkushybrid said:

I had a feeling that's what it was, just had to be sure.

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he's still not home from school?

Same here with me and Ginger...lol. NGT cracks me up sometimes, I like the term Ginger, however we already use that name for a good frined of ours who has gingavitis...nice friends aren't we?

Gyp said:

he's still not home from school?

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I think it's the new improved sex ed classes they take all day but these kids are learning how to bag 2 strippers at once, it takes time.....

Gygax1974 said:

how to bag 2 strippers at once, it takes time.....

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Yeah, even if they say no.

Hey, you think he was taught this in school?

I sure hope so, they say our education system is going down the tubes. If this is true it can only mean good things for the future of our planet. I wonder what Home Economics classes are like nowadays?

OMG! Gygax. thats terrible but funny

Gygax1974 said:

Same here with me and Ginger...lol. NGT cracks me up sometimes, I like the term Ginger, however we already use that name for a good frined of ours who has gingavitis...nice friends aren't we?

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