jahova witness at my door
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zigginanzaggin
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I live next door to Joho's and they have never knocked on mine. I think its something to do with proximity to their house so maybe if you move again find a house beside them, they seem like nice enough people when their not knocking on peoples doors pissing them off. I've been here two and a half years and no knocks (knock on wood).
rzza
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LOL yes its quite a BOLD statement
yes and they really can be, i have an aunt n uncle who are johos (LMFAO, thanks for the nickname) and their super sweet and never talk about their faith with us family.
Fditty00
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Ask em why they are there. Jehovas belive that only 140,000 will be allowed in 'their' heavin. Tell em come on in. Imma Out-Jehova-The-Shit-Outta-yall. Take yall spots!
We live in MI, u have seen those POSTED, no tresspassin,hunting signs on large pieces of property? Get those!!<<<Bright Orange
We live in MI, u have seen those POSTED, no tresspassin,hunting signs on large pieces of property? Get those!!<<<Bright Orange
rzza
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lmao great point i shouldve just said, why are you converting me? theres not enough room for all of us.
and yea those big signs are all over in like south lyon and such ....man it may look bad in front of my house lol a bit outta place.
would that sign keep the police off my property without a warrant?? where can i read these laws?
Priscilla420
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Yeah, it definitely is rude. There should be a number to call to report "Joho's" lmao.. 1-800-bye-joho
Fditty00
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Lol, ur the king of the Law links. Thought u might know
rzza
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haha i love it.Yeah, it definitely is rude. There should be a number to call to report "Joho's" lmao.. 1-800-bye-joho
888-hate-jw"s
rzza
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only with the one important oneLol, ur the king of the Law links. Thought u might know
swelchjohn
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Post signs that are very specific. Such as "No Johova's Witnesses" or "No Religious Door Knockers". No Tresspassing signs with a mean dog in the front always worked for me though.
Stoney McFried
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Post a "fuck off" sign on your door? You could try telling them you used to be a Jehovah's Witness,but were "disfellowshipped." They'll probably beat feat to get away from your heathen ass then, lol.
ok so i am in a pretty wealhy town in michigan and i started to get these jahova witnesses coming to my door recently.
the first time was a few weeks ago and it was a white guy and black guy, about 65ish years old. i answered the door in my code420 shirt that i recieved from th eattitude for stealth shipping and the one guy just wouldnt stop staring at my shirt. i now know how i make females feel
so i tell them im an athiest and im not interested whatsoever. clearly that put a mark at my address.
so now i go to home dePOT and get a no soliciting sign. the next weekend i get a couple different JW at my door. i answered the door and said right away "i got a no soliciting sign" as i point down at my door. they say were not soliciting anything.
oh yeah duh ....their not selling anything ....now i get really angry when i finally get the people off my step but i brushed it off.
a few days later the black guy and white guy from week one shows up. unknowingly i answer the door IN THE CODE420 SHIRT AGAIN! LOL the dude starin at my chest like a motherfucker. they just wanna know iif i have thought about the whole JW thing, so i say "yes i have and i think it stinks. im an athiest and you wont change my mind but if youd like to debate it i will do so ..."
after a few minutes of back and forth, them saying absolutely the silliest things ive ever heard, i tell them to live their diluted life someplace else and they fricken leave me with bibles!!!!
so i have a question ...
what do i have to post on my door that keeps EVERYONE from knocking? i think its extremely rude for these people to practice this way.
p.s
when i was like 15 they came to my parents house and i threw my wizinater (prosthetic penis) in my zipper and pretended i was jackin it. i was doin it the whole time they were at the door, they got real mad and i think they never knew it was prosthetic. LOL i was a bad kid.
CLOSETGROWTH
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Whenever i see them guys, i scream through a closed door, I DONT WANT ANY!!!!!!!.. If they keep bothering me, i open the door and tell em to get the fuck out of here...ok so i am in a pretty wealhy town in michigan and i started to get these jahova witnesses coming to my door recently.
the first time was a few weeks ago and it was a white guy and black guy, about 65ish years old. i answered the door in my code420 shirt that i recieved from th eattitude for stealth shipping and the one guy just wouldnt stop staring at my shirt. i now know how i make females feel
so i tell them im an athiest and im not interested whatsoever. clearly that put a mark at my address.
so now i go to home dePOT and get a no soliciting sign. the next weekend i get a couple different JW at my door. i answered the door and said right away "i got a no soliciting sign" as i point down at my door. they say were not soliciting anything.
oh yeah duh ....their not selling anything ....now i get really angry when i finally get the people off my step but i brushed it off.
a few days later the black guy and white guy from week one shows up. unknowingly i answer the door IN THE CODE420 SHIRT AGAIN! LOL the dude starin at my chest like a motherfucker. they just wanna know iif i have thought about the whole JW thing, so i say "yes i have and i think it stinks. im an athiest and you wont change my mind but if youd like to debate it i will do so ..."
after a few minutes of back and forth, them saying absolutely the silliest things ive ever heard, i tell them to live their diluted life someplace else and they fricken leave me with bibles!!!!
so i have a question ...
what do i have to post on my door that keeps EVERYONE from knocking? i think its extremely rude for these people to practice this way.
p.s
when i was like 15 they came to my parents house and i threw my wizinater (prosthetic penis) in my zipper and pretended i was jackin it. i was doin it the whole time they were at the door, they got real mad and i think they never knew it was prosthetic. LOL i was a bad kid.
Iam a firm believer in Christ, but when Im at home, I do not like to be bothered by solicitors or cops.
Its ultra rare to get a knock at my door since Im ultra-private(wonder why)..
When I do get a knock, Im flexxin!!! Fuck it!!!!!
cephalopod
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You should start wiping your ass with those bibles, then next time they come back, you can politely return their story books.
mjetta
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Ya they're weird, but seriously, could be a lot worse. I kind of have a soft spot for these people, not sure why. Maybe because that knock could be a 4-0, lawsuit, eviction notice, or burglar. I think in their minds they really are trying to help you (even though their beliefs freak me out a little). Just think about the way you feel about ganja, I think thats how they feel about heir beliefs.