Rawrb
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I've got loads of inside jokes like that with my mates, which we find hilarious but others find...strange.
Its a small world stories,,,,or a small country stories
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slowbus
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In like 7th grade,for a program Scared Straight I was brought to a Max Security state prison.They get the biggest, scareyist mfr's to talk to you and scare you straight.So out comes this big ass muscular black dude that looks scarey as fuck.When I was like "YO RICHEY wass up man?" the teachers/staff tripped the hell out. Richey was my neighbor when he wasn't in jail
Rawrb
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That's just winning at life.
lahadaextranjera
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Made friends with a Columbian girl recently who was brought up in London. Turns out she's from my area and my school used to play her school at sports!
slowbus
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ya,it was my shining moment.Its been all downhill since then
kenny ken 77
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Wow!! That's AMAZING!!
lahadaextranjera
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^^^^bf been drinking again. Just ignore! 
FreedomWorks
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I went to the same high school as Pete Carroll in Larkspur
clint308
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I watched my cousin climb over an electric fence once
he got half way over and got stuck , one leg each way of the wire .
then he slipped , ya know what happened next !!!!
He was there getting electricuted on his balls and we (around 5 of us ) were pissing our self laughing .
Unfortunatly his sister was there that was my age (around 13 ) at the time
She grabbed a fence post and whacked everyone over the head , hard as , (except me haha )
So my cousin was there crying because he got a shock to the balls ,
Atleast 3 people were down crying because of the fence post across the head
I said ok i'm goin home see ya !!!!
he got half way over and got stuck , one leg each way of the wire .
then he slipped , ya know what happened next !!!!
He was there getting electricuted on his balls and we (around 5 of us ) were pissing our self laughing .
Unfortunatly his sister was there that was my age (around 13 ) at the time
She grabbed a fence post and whacked everyone over the head , hard as , (except me haha )
So my cousin was there crying because he got a shock to the balls ,
Atleast 3 people were down crying because of the fence post across the head
I said ok i'm goin home see ya !!!!
Nutes and Nugs
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Marsalis was raped by the guy he shot.
I'm not violent by nature though I would have done the same.
Watch the whole movie someday.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction
slowbus
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Me and my cousin were driving up I25 in New Mexico.We pull over to pick up a hitchhiker.Whatta ya know,it's Aaron.He's from our hometown in NY.Aaron knew we were out west.He hitched out to find my cousin Chris.Chris owed him like 600 bucks over DMV fines,lol.So ya , small country
dannyboy602
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i was coming home through jfk once on returning from a summer abroad. i walked right past smokey robinson and didnt recognize him cuz he was only four feet tall.
kinetic
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I joined this Cannabis site and found out a poster and I know a few of the same people even though we live on opposite sides of the country and its quiet possible we smoked together before.Back in the day I used to do lots of travelling around the 48 states.I ran into all sorts of crazy people I knew in crazy places.What are your stories?If somebody wants to start I'll post up some of mine in a bit
racerboy71
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my mom worked with this lady whose neice had a son with brain cancer, who lived in maine, and her in nj.. the son eventually succumbed to his brain cancer, and it was a big deal at her school and all..
well, long story short, the niece is now my gf of 7 years..
well, long story short, the niece is now my gf of 7 years..
Unclebaldrick
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My three days of Mr. T,
Tuesday. Got cut off by some asshole in a little silver Mercedes. Just before he did, I got a glimpse of him and though "this asshole thinks he's Mr. T". But it was Mr. T. The liscense plate "MR T"
Wednesday. Walking past a theater in the afternoon when Mr. T charges out of the theater while still talking to somebody inside. He slams into me nearly knocking me over and says "Sorry".
Sometime over the weekend at a hockey game I look to my left. Like sixty feet over, Mr. T.
I have never seen him since. It's been about 25 years. I'm waiting, but these things usually go in threes.
Tuesday. Got cut off by some asshole in a little silver Mercedes. Just before he did, I got a glimpse of him and though "this asshole thinks he's Mr. T". But it was Mr. T. The liscense plate "MR T"
Wednesday. Walking past a theater in the afternoon when Mr. T charges out of the theater while still talking to somebody inside. He slams into me nearly knocking me over and says "Sorry".
Sometime over the weekend at a hockey game I look to my left. Like sixty feet over, Mr. T.
I have never seen him since. It's been about 25 years. I'm waiting, but these things usually go in threes.
Unclebaldrick
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Also.
Had a friend of my girlfriend come visit us. Not a close friend - school friend. Didn't like her to begin with and as her visit progressed we both quickly became tired of her. Took her out, she starts a fight with two of my friends who both wanted to punch her despite her sex. Just a pain in the ass. She drinks way too much and before we take her back home she insists on seeing the Monuments n shit. Just across from the Washington Monument she begins to spew. Uncontrolled, projectile shit. So we all bail out, she's on all fours on the mall and of course, Park Police roll up behind us. Made us all blow breathalizers (0.03) and finally sends us on our way. She continues to vomit almost until the time we finally got her on a plane.
Years later, at the Statue of Liberty (chick digs monuments I guess) with the same girlfriend. And just as we're about to leave who do we see getting off the most recent ferry? Yup, but she hasn't seen us. And we're on an island - a small one. And there's a one hour line to get back on a ferry. The line to the ferry is totally exposed so if we get in it she's probably going to see us. No way out, we get in the line. But we watch her and always keep other people in line between us. We do this for an hour or so. Finally the line has moved enough so that we will get on the next ferry which is just pulling up and we can see her coming toward the line. She sees us about ten seconds before we stepped onto the boat, makes eye on tact and yells our names (about ten fucking times). We ignored her totally for ten awkward seconds, got on the boat and walked to the other side of it. If she had made it onto that ferry I would have gone overboard. Kept looking over my shoulder for the next couple days.
Had a friend of my girlfriend come visit us. Not a close friend - school friend. Didn't like her to begin with and as her visit progressed we both quickly became tired of her. Took her out, she starts a fight with two of my friends who both wanted to punch her despite her sex. Just a pain in the ass. She drinks way too much and before we take her back home she insists on seeing the Monuments n shit. Just across from the Washington Monument she begins to spew. Uncontrolled, projectile shit. So we all bail out, she's on all fours on the mall and of course, Park Police roll up behind us. Made us all blow breathalizers (0.03) and finally sends us on our way. She continues to vomit almost until the time we finally got her on a plane.
Years later, at the Statue of Liberty (chick digs monuments I guess) with the same girlfriend. And just as we're about to leave who do we see getting off the most recent ferry? Yup, but she hasn't seen us. And we're on an island - a small one. And there's a one hour line to get back on a ferry. The line to the ferry is totally exposed so if we get in it she's probably going to see us. No way out, we get in the line. But we watch her and always keep other people in line between us. We do this for an hour or so. Finally the line has moved enough so that we will get on the next ferry which is just pulling up and we can see her coming toward the line. She sees us about ten seconds before we stepped onto the boat, makes eye on tact and yells our names (about ten fucking times). We ignored her totally for ten awkward seconds, got on the boat and walked to the other side of it. If she had made it onto that ferry I would have gone overboard. Kept looking over my shoulder for the next couple days.
2paranoid
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Alright, the setting is Busch Gardens (theme park...roller coasters and shit). I'm probably like 13-14 years old at the time. I was there for the day with my family and we were walking out of a restaurant when we bumped into a lifeguard that worked at my summer camp when I was 8. Thing is, this woman literally saved my life/saved me from brain damage maybe. When I was younger I dove into a lake in a spot that I thought was deep but turned out to be pretty shallow. Long story short I damn near knocked myself out. Last thing I remember was swimming deeper and deeper thinking the bottom of the lake was the surface. I woke up and this lifeguard was holding me in her arms and somehow I had flipped my big toenail up (it was nasty). She was a real hottie and I was rally happy to have not broken my neck it was comforting to see her face after the incident and also very nice to bump into her years later. My sister knew her as well so we both ran up to her and she recognized us. It was really cool. The camp was in NJ and we bumped into her in Virginia. I also got off an airport shuttle in Italy only to find that a girl I graduated high school with was on the same bus (we're both from the U.S.) freaky stuff ahah
Unclebaldrick
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And then you made sweet, sweet love to her?