Is it just ME??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abudsmoker

abudsmoker

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you do you misplace something all the time.


i am forever misplacing my keys or wallet around the house. Without my wife i would be stranded for hours, or broke, or both
 
Me it's my sunglasses. And I don't misplace them someone follows me around and moves them just to screw with me. You have heard of under gnomes before?

Well I thought it was funny.
 
My wife hates it i have 2 complete rings of keys, some days i cant find either, i look for ten minutes.
then my sweetie says right here where you left em. i call my cell phone to find it.
 
Some days i look like a zombie 15 minutes after i shower in the morning.

i have a very large munchie problem
 
Nope it's those underwear gnomes. They are into all kinds of stuff. Snicky little dudes.
 
mogie said:
Nope it's those underwear gnomes. They are into all kinds of stuff. Snicky little dudes.
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you damm staight those gnomes are sneaky, so far here is a list of objects that have gone missing from inside our house, we have rulled out mispacement as not all my house mates are stoners. we have no other explanation but goblins or gnomes


missing stuff
1 motorbike helmet
1 ps2
numerous bags of weed
over 500 dollars
2 wallets
1 set of keys
1 pair of shoes
loads of clothes
and a
toothbrush
 
when you start talking about long term...shit i dont think rollitup has a long enough list

oddly i have only lost 2 sets of keys in my life
 
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