I'm still alive but RIU sucks now.

Kodank Moment said:

I was being serious. You don't gotta be a dick about it. I am not one to invite criticism from.

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Would you just look at that?!

That's kodank fighting talk right there!

@lahadaextranjera no, its foreign. So like most Americans I hate it for no reason. Except you. Mmm. Nothing but love there.

@Kodank Moment this place went downhill when you lost your bouncing titties.

Kodank Moment said:

Gotta shoot em straight with a curved dick if you know what I mean.

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True enough- you work the dick you got, cuz whining about it won't get you laid.

Kodank Moment said:

@lahadaextranjera no, its foreign. So like most Americans I hate it for no reason. Except you. Mmm. Nothing but love there.

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Theres something cool u can do on here to piss people off look here....

Kodank Moment said:

I like small hairy penises

And lots of gay anal domination

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It's called quote editing

Funny as shit

puffntuff said:

@Kodank Moment this place went downhill when you lost your bouncing titties.

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@puffntuff no truer words need be spoken. Bet I can bring em back all quite like...hmmm...

ttystikk said:

True enough- you work the dick you got, cuz whining about it won't get you laid.

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Esp with that lil thing its always a kodak moment

tytheguy111 said:

Theres something cool u can do on here to piss people off look here....



It's called quote editing

Funny as shit

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Ty, this guys a keyboard ninja! He knows! He's been on here since it started practically.

Yessica... said:

I just need to keep you reading long enough for me to steal all your credit card information...and get all those sexy selfies you think NO ONE else knows about...
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Hawt....

EDIT: And I give out inter web handies and blowies like it's going out of style...

See...right there...handie for you....

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Mam boobs and a gut to match I wish I was that damn good looking

@tytheguy111 I remember my first forum. You mean you can change letters with other letters?!?! Is it possible to breathe oxygen too? If so, please stop.

The hairs on my penis make your actual penis look like hairs on a smaller penis. Sit down.

Also, Gay Anal Domination is great cardio.

@anzohaze I don't know who you are so I won't acknowledge you exist. Fuck, too late.

Kodank Moment said:

@tytheguy111 I remember my first forum. You mean you can change letters with other letters?!?! Is it possible to breathe oxygen too? If so, please stop.

The hairs on my penis make your actual penis look like hairs on a smaller penis. Sit down.

Also, Gay Anal Domination is great cardio.

@anzohaze I don't know who you are so I won't acknowledge you exist. Fuck, too late.

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Its okay I dont need to be acknowledged the lower I can lie the better but its.always fun raising hell with such a specimen as urself

anzohaze said:

Its okay I dont need to be acknowledged the lower I can lie the better but its.always fun raising hell with such a specimen as urself

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You can fly under my radar anytime. Just clean up your mess.

Kodank Moment said:

@tytheguy111 I remember my first forum. You mean you can change letters with other letters?!?! Is it possible to breathe oxygen too? If so, please stop.

The hairs on my penis make your actual penis look like hairs on a smaller penis. Sit down.

Also, Gay Anal Domination is great cardio.

@anzohaze I don't know who you are so I won't acknowledge you exist. Fuck, too late.

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Um yeaahhh

I bet you learned a few things about cardio in jail

Kodank Moment said:

You can fly under my radar anytime. Just clean up your mess.

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I dont make messes

Kodank Moment said:

Ya I saw both Pinworm and Yessica. They need to go outside. From the sheer volume of their post count compared to join date, I assume its mostly weird random stupid shit I don't want to read.

Spammy didn't invent shit. He's a chode at best.

What are trophies?

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I will never go back and read what I wrote.

Weird? yes.
Random? Most definitely.
But "stupid"? Meh - it Gave me an outlet in a time of extreme turmoil.

Big wup, wanna fight about it?

@tytheguy111 well I went to jail for breaking a kids face in 5 places and causing partial deafness in his left ear.

I didn't get a lot of ass in jail, because as anyone here that has ever been to jail knows unless your 6'10 280 pounds most the fuckers in jail will kill just for looking in their cell, let alone committing a homosexual act in a place full of bigots. Grow up, kid. You can't play in my league. I have no reason to even acknowledge you. Be gone peasant.

Thanks for having my back outdoorsman, but shiiiit. Let me get em. Its been a minute.

anzohaze said:

I dont make messes

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You will with me.

tytheguy111 said:

I am so sorry I keep mentioning gay sex and penises. Being in the closet is hard and I have to direct my self hatred and shame towards others because of my lack of emotional maturity and insecurities

Also, I am not clever so its all I got. I am gonna beat it to death....


While watching two men enter each other

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Is that how you do it? Did I do it right? I'm new.

Kodank Moment said:

You will with me.

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Naw man I use to be a catcher in baseball I was pretty good nothin got passed me. That lil thing you got is a joke no way that thing can make a mess... sorry I forgot were on riu kodank wow that rhing is like a arm

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@everyothermotherfucker

Stop hijacking off in my thread with your dumb shit.

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You were gone. Welcome back.
RIU was awesome. Now it sucks a lot.
Kind of dry without the hijacks.