Im Drunk!

Hepheastus420 · May 24, 2012

pizzapuffer said:
you should have said you were feeling too drunk and/or high and want to know if it's ok to spend the night for a few hours so you can sober up. not cool to drive intoxicated bro. use drugs responsibly. good excuse to stay with the chick. she probably was really tired. working on less than 6 hours of sleep can really suck on a bad day. actually what am i thinking you should have told her to spend the night if she felt too drunk to drive. just have her sleep on the couch. it's probably gonna take more than a few nights of hanging out to get sex unless shes one of those real slutty girls which are usually nothing but trouble.

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ControlledEnviorment · May 24, 2012

Good advice guys. we'll see what happens

rocpilefsj · May 24, 2012

Drunk chicks and hash don't mix... I learned that the hard way, scrubbing chick puke off my shirt and pants. Stick to one or the other, booze is usually the best in my experience when trying to lay pipe. Good luck!

chrishydro · May 24, 2012

Sounds normal to me, that is exactly what my gf of five years does just about every day. lol Normal man they are in the mood or not, they are not like us.

cindysid · May 24, 2012

Unless she was having some kind of intestinal difficulty and was trying to get rid of you before the fireworks, she is probably just wanting to move slow. You may have said something in your drunken stupor that turned her off. Why don't you ask her out on a real date? Most decent girls want to get to know you in a nonwork setting before they seal the deal. On a side note, the way a man smells is sooo important. You should seriously consider a good cologne and deodorant....No Brut, Old Spice, or Aqua Velva. A $50.00 bottle of cologne can get you $5000 in lovin'!

cannabineer · May 24, 2012

rocpilefsj said:
Drunk chicks and hash don't mix... I learned that the hard way, scrubbing chick puke off my shirt and pants. Stick to one or the other, booze is usually the best in my experience when trying to lay pipe. Good luck!

Prop. 65 Warning:

Chick puke is known to the State of California to be, like, a total bonekill. cn

kizphilly · May 24, 2012

bar jobs are the shit i use to pull alot bitches when my shift was over

xKuroiTaimax · May 24, 2012

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/521699-im-drunk-need-anounce-my.html

ControlledEnviorment · May 24, 2012

thats exactly what it was. I was drunk last night came home and needed some people to talk to. And look i got 3 pages of comments already so it worked!!!

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