Im a tattoo artist. What do you do for a living?

Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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april said:
LOL funny a few years ago i helped my grampie side the old chicken coop :) I'm a women of many talents lol
Ha my aunt my talking with my grampie today, he asked if i had found myself a nice farm boy yet rflmao. She tried to explain that i sell a computer that allows farmer to not have to stop and flip a bunch of switches and check shit al the time, his response was " what in the jesus am i suppose to do sing songs while i seed ?" bahahaha his view of my products is why i do what i do, plus their sons like the eye candy when i come around :)
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Wait.. their sons? Whos sons? April.. I hate to tell you this.. But family members are checking you out :o.

Sorry, I'm high and confused.
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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april said:
omg u don't even have all ur man hair yet ;) lol men get yummy after 25 imo prior they need to play and get it all out lmfao
No but most men i know change from 25-30, they get manly, hard to explain, dude just enjoy ur youth, ur soooo young
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Im not your average 20 year old, I had to mature at a young age. I have the mentality/maturity/intelligence of a man in his late 20s. And I love older women btw..
 
april

april

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Kaendar said:
Im not your average 20 year old, I had to mature at a young age. I have the mentality/maturity/intelligence of a man in his late 20s. And I love older women btw..
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LOL older women eh, i'm 30 luv ;) Not 50, but i look maybe 22 lol And where is the incubator of ur sweet child? mature men don't waste money on strippers when they have a child, eww lets hope u wash ur hands when u get home, lol dirty boy ;) rflmao (i'm teasing, it's sad i need to write this but i think i should, sorry u seem like a fun person able to take cheeky comments)
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Kaendar said:
Im not your average 20 year old, I had to mature at a young age. I have the mentality/maturity/intelligence of a man in his late 20s. And I love older women btw..
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Awww look at the grown man.. You're a big kid yes you are. Who's the big man?


JKJK bro :bigjoint:
 
Troutacus

Troutacus

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Kaendar said:
I trip out now thinking about how much ive changed since I was like 17. I cant imagine 30. Im gonna enjoy myself tho, ive got a good head on my shoulders. But you went off subject, you care to share any of your plunders?
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No but if you give me 1k I can get you a 300% return in 8 months or less.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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as a general rule...a man in his twenties doesn't have the mind of a man in his thirties. a man in his thirties doesn't have the mind of a man in his forties. a man in his forties doesn't have the mind of a man in his fifties. In case I am not mistaken, there's a pattern here :)
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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april said:
LOL older women eh, i'm 30 luv ;) Not 50, but i look maybe 22 lol And where is the incubator of ur sweet child? mature men don't waste money on strippers when they have a child, eww lets hope u wash ur hands when u get home, lol dirty boy ;) rflmao (i'm teasing, it's sad i need to write this but i think i should, sorry u seem like a fun person able to take cheeky comments)
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Your still a youngster yourself. And I meant older as in older than myself, not middle aged. 35 is a pretty sexy age, lots of milfs fall in the 30-38 category. Experienced, but not too old that you cant take a good go in the sheets.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Kaendar said:
Your still a youngster yourself. And I meant older as in older than myself, not middle aged. 35 is a pretty sexy age, lots of milfs fall in the 30-38 category. Experienced, but not too old that you cant take a good go in the sheets.
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THis is getting so off topic but my mother is 38 and I can't even walk beside her in the street because people think we're some young couple. She gets hit on morning, noon and night yet she doesn't know it.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Kaendar said:
Your still a youngster yourself. And I meant older as in older than myself, not middle aged. 35 is a pretty sexy age, lots of milfs fall in the 30-38 category. Experienced, but not too old that you cant take a good go in the sheets.
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Don't you have a wife?
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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xKuroiTaimax said:
THis is getting so off topic but my mother is 38 and I can't even walk beside her in the street because people think we're some young couple. She gets hit on morning, noon and night yet she doesn't know it.
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...tell her that some 'nearly' random guy on the internet says 'bravo' :) (kinda tired of the arrogant chicks *nods* )
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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xKuroiTaimax said:
THis is getting so off topic but my mother is 38 and I can't even walk beside her in the street because people think we're some young couple. She gets hit on morning, noon and night yet she doesn't know it.
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Thats what im talkin about.. no offense to you of course.
 
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