If You Ran Into Mitt While Pumping Gas????

Krayven Sumhead

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What I might have said: Izzat one of your wife’s Cadillacs? Looks a little dusty. Is your car elevator working OK? You gotta push that big button to start the pump. You are on the diesel pump. You want the premium gasoline. Be careful you don’t spill your Mr Slurpy. I’ll hold it for you while you pump. Izzat a Starbucks cup there in the cup holder? I thought you Mormons didn’t drink coffee. No, I don’t think they will take your Nieman Marcus credit card here. Your fly is unzipped. And you need a shave, Bro.
 

Ringsixty

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I would have just gave him a nod and would have said. Good try... can you spare some change..lol
 

Rob Roy

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I'd ask him to check the air in the tires, the oil and see if he'd wipe the windshield bugs off. Then I'd hand him a quarter.
 

Canna Sylvan

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You all need to get a life. If I saw the Choomster, I'd pretend I didn't see him, If that didn't work, I'd try to get away, finally I'd act like I had no idea who he was. All while I was continuing to pump my gas.
 

UncleBuck

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You all need to get a life. If I saw the Choomster, I'd pretend I didn't see him, If that didn't work, I'd try to get away, finally I'd act like I had no idea who he was. All while I was continuing to pump my gas.
we all know you're uncomfortable with the idea of black people existing and enjoy labeling them with racial slurs, so that's not surprising.
 
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