If You Ran Into Mitt While Pumping Gas????

What I might have said: Izzat one of your wife’s Cadillacs? Looks a little dusty. Is your car elevator working OK? You gotta push that big button to start the pump. You are on the diesel pump. You want the premium gasoline. Be careful you don’t spill your Mr Slurpy. I’ll hold it for you while you pump. Izzat a Starbucks cup there in the cup holder? I thought you Mormons didn’t drink coffee. No, I don’t think they will take your Nieman Marcus credit card here. Your fly is unzipped. And you need a shave, Bro.

I would have just gave him a nod and would have said. Good try... can you spare some change..lol

I would give him a wedgie.

I'd ask him to check the air in the tires, the oil and see if he'd wipe the windshield bugs off. Then I'd hand him a quarter.

I'd buy him a pack of Depends. It's the best treatment for Running Mate. cn

i would do the adult thing and flip him off.

UncleBuck said:

i would do the adult thing and flip him off.

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... of what? cn

I bet he has been seeing that quite a bit lately.

Carne Seca said:

I bet he has been seeing that quite a bit lately.

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RIU should send him Christmas cards! cn

Do they have Christmas cards for sphincters???

UncleBuck said:

i would do the adult thing and flip him off.

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I think everyone is doing that regardless of party affiliation

Carne Seca said:

Do they have Christmas cards for sphincters???

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You can add your very own message! cn

"Has Rafalca been reduced to glue and dogfood, yet"??

i'd ask him why he's pumping his own gas in the garden state, we got minions here for that..

"You know they say there's a 47% chance of rain today, you should pack a umbrella"

You all need to get a life. If I saw the Choomster, I'd pretend I didn't see him, If that didn't work, I'd try to get away, finally I'd act like I had no idea who he was. All while I was continuing to pump my gas.

Canna Sylvan said:

You all need to get a life. If I saw the Choomster, I'd pretend I didn't see him, If that didn't work, I'd try to get away, finally I'd act like I had no idea who he was. All while I was continuing to pump my gas.

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we all know you're uncomfortable with the idea of black people existing and enjoy labeling them with racial slurs, so that's not surprising.

I would spill some fuel on him and chase him around with a zippo .