I Will Never Fail a Piss Test Again

I used a friends clean piss I put it in a 4 oz bottle with a temperature label. I had to take the test today so once i found out i called him he pissed in the 4 oz bottle. I put it in my jock strap after wiping it down with a clorox wipe I put it in the cup spot the temperature never changed after an hour took the test and now I am employed. I also bought hand warmers but i didn't need them. I wish i would have done this method a long time ago. Please use this method instead of synthetic piss.Peace im off to work.

Here's another method. Only give taste tests. You'll never fail.

BendBrewer said:

Here's another method. Only give taste tests. You'll never fail.

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I don't get it. I'm guessing that's supposed to be a joke, but what?

Why do you not advise synthetic urine? Obviously nothing is better then a nice authentic hearty human piss, but some dont have clean friends on call like that. Do you have anything bad about synthetic urine?

I have never used synthetic but i have heard stories about the luric acid is lacking in some synthetics the lack of smell and doesn't bubble the same as real urine. But if it works then more power to you. I should have the last sentence off the thread.

"The only piss tests I give are taste tests."

(Get it now?)

I get it that was funny.

cdogg23 said:

I have never used synthetic but i have heard stories about the luric acid is lacking in some synthetics the lack of smell and doesn't bubble the same as real urine. But if it works then more power to you. I should have the last sentence off the thread.

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What last sentence do you want?

...anyways, used synthetic about 4 times already in the past and all were a go. So why are you bashing something you have no first hand experience with?

I should not have said please dont use synthetic urine. So dont act like a baby i am not bashing your synthetic pisssssssss. Are you the defender of synthetic piss? I am trying to cover all ground meaning the luric acid that isnt in some synthetics. SO dont be so pissy missy

I thought you were done with this forum.

Really? I am not the one who is doing childish name calling
so who is being referred to as a baby?

Why is your ego standing in the way of talking about something, rather you jump to conclusions and assume I am nitpicking. Sound like someones daddy was a bit harsh when one was on the tit.

and what you read in my profile page was dealt with, have you not noticed a massive amount of trolls gone lately?

Is it my turn now? No Thanks

I guess you were trickling in this pissing match eh?
Yes I pick scabs.

Right on, thats how i got my job. I used a handwarmer to keep my bottle warm, had a temp strip on it. Was much easier than I thought.

What the hell is 'luric acid'? Synthetics work fine, used them (quick fix and Agent X) dozens of times without a single problem. If all the labs need to do to determine the authenticity of a sample is smell your piss or count bubbles, you should tell them immediately because they're spending millions of dollars on unnecessary equipment...

Using someone else's clean pee also works IF you can be sure it's clean (no tested for prescription drugs, etc). Clean urine can also be frozen, and then thawed out before testing (may need to heat it up higher than body temp at first to get everything to redissolve, but it works).

fungzyme said:

If all the labs need to do to determine the authenticity of a sample is smell your piss or count bubbles, you should tell them immediately because they're spending millions of dollars on unnecessary equipment...

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LOL now thats funny